You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2006 2:21:18 pm PDT #663 of 10002
What is even happening?

Aren't they so cute? You should have them. /enabler


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 2:22:49 pm PDT #664 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are shoes I need (okay, just the one pair, maybe two) and there are shoes that call to me. I have to be strong and place the spectator pumps in the latter category and plug my ears. I need a pair of pretty yet comfortable highish heeled sandals I can wear with jeans and dresses. That'll keep me busy at Zappo's for a long time.


-t - Apr 12, 2006 2:24:45 pm PDT #665 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It does, Cindy. I am quite relieved.

Now that I've worked out what to wear tomorrow, I need to put together something for this evening. No strangers to impress, so I might be able to manage by myself.


bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 2:25:13 pm PDT #666 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Black's fine. I doubt anyone will notice anything amiss.


-t - Apr 12, 2006 2:27:14 pm PDT #667 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Spectator pumps are just so damn good looking. I have one pair, yet I want every pair I see.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2006 2:28:08 pm PDT #668 of 10002
What is even happening?

I got to the MT pictures, ita. It isn't just a little plumber look. She's cheeky.


msbelle - Apr 12, 2006 2:28:33 pm PDT #669 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

can it be Friday?

I really do not want to work for the rest of the week.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 2:29:31 pm PDT #670 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have one pair, yet I want every pair I see.

I've never even thought about them before (pumps? I never even think about those). Now I'm enraptured. Instead I obsess about how close these are to what I want--lose the crimping and put some elastic in the strap around the ankle and I'm golden. Curses. Back to the search engine.

eta:

She's cheeky.

Cool! I'll have to look when I get home.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 2:30:54 pm PDT #671 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

What defines a pump as spectator? Is it just the pointy toe?

Regardless, I need a pair of these.

ION, I have tasted Coke Blak, and I deem it Teh Nast. You know how Vanilla Coke was like drinking cake mix? This is like drinking malt-flavored cake mix. With kind of an oven-cleanery aftertaste.


bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 2:30:55 pm PDT #672 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have a pair of cream and black ones I got at Aerosoles last year. The squared-off toe is very comfortable although looks weird with skirts. But the cream and black very helpfully matches pretty much everything.