Can I be the secretary he's under?
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:20:44 pm PDT #6615 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:24:33 pm PDT #6616 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Can I be the secretary he's under?
I don't think women are his type...
Sean K - May 10, 2006 2:25:34 pm PDT #6617 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Stephen Colbert!
Jessica - May 10, 2006 2:26:55 pm PDT #6618 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Stephen Colbert!
Who Anderson was totally flirting with when he was on the show!
Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:28:28 pm PDT #6619 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I don't think women are his type...
Even if they were, I don't think he'd nut off on a chubby jackass secretary like me, anyway, so I can just go on with my fantasies.
brenda m - May 10, 2006 2:32:24 pm PDT #6620 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh thank god, not the only one hanging on for Gore!
Though really, I'd settle for a groundswell of McCain support among the centrist Republicans.
Oh hell no.
Burrell - May 10, 2006 2:35:02 pm PDT #6621 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oy. I'm with Allyson. I think this election is the Democrats to lose, and I have every expectation that they'll do just that.
JZ - May 10, 2006 2:39:46 pm PDT #6622 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Though really, I'd settle for a groundswell of McCain support among the centrist Republicans.
Blergh. The impression I've gotten of him from stories that go deeper than surface-level "Look at that crazy maverick! I bet he eats his salad with a spoon!" sycophancy is that he's not terribly principled except on a very, very few issues, usually ones in which he has some personal stake (like veterans' issues and torture). And his recent cringey Bush bootlicking after the nasty-ass way Bush surrogates smeared his entire family during the '00 primaries, the Bob Jones speaking engagement, and his totally unprovoked fuckwaddery toward Barak Obama make me queasy.
Not as queasy as "What about Bill Frist?", but still.
Allyson - May 10, 2006 2:51:17 pm PDT #6623 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
oof. I need a new office chair at home.
Anyone have a recommendation? I am in lower back hell.
billytea - May 10, 2006 2:51:20 pm PDT #6624 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Not as queasy as "What about Bill Frist?", but still.
I see a disturbing "F, C, M?" in the making.