Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 09, 2006 6:47:17 pm PDT #6405 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No, you're the start of the trend - the originator of the fun.

The First.

penguins will devour you starting with your bottom


Lee - May 09, 2006 6:49:00 pm PDT #6406 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

NOT EVIL


Jesse - May 09, 2006 7:04:38 pm PDT #6407 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: Britney Spears says on Letterman that she is indeed pregnant again.

You heard it here first.


Pix - May 09, 2006 7:05:22 pm PDT #6408 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Penguin. (So, there are now at least three taglines that mention penguins. Let's see how many more we can have. Come on - join the fun!)

But...but...I just changed my tag. It has a goat in it--does that count?

ETA: Jesse, oh ICK.


aurelia - May 09, 2006 7:08:36 pm PDT #6409 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Just exchange the goat for a penguin.


billytea - May 09, 2006 7:10:12 pm PDT #6410 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

NOT EVIL

My tagline begs to differ.


Jesse - May 09, 2006 7:10:24 pm PDT #6411 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I also love how many people feel free to bust on Dave L. for not marrying his son's mother -- up to and including Kurt Russell just now. Hee!!


Strega - May 09, 2006 7:25:56 pm PDT #6412 of 10002

I also love how many people feel free to bust on Dave L. for not marrying his son's mother -- up to and including Kurt Russell just now. Hee!!

I do too, because of his reaction. And Russell joining in is hilarious. I feel awful for not watching Dave more. I just get distracted. If I'd known Britney was on, I'd have watched. No, I don't know why. But I would have.

...Okay, I like her thighs. Shuddup. Awesome that they got the official scoop, though.


Lee - May 09, 2006 7:30:28 pm PDT #6413 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My tagline begs to differ.

I AM NOT A HITLER WHORE!


DavidS - May 09, 2006 7:35:00 pm PDT #6414 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I AM NOT A HITLER WHORE!

That's the kind of denial which is itself damning.