I am around. Morning's work insanity has just been mailed off to management. Grab food, and prepare for a completely different project in the PM.
I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 05, 2006 10:01:14 am PDT #5596 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - May 05, 2006 10:03:06 am PDT #5597 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do you have time for a nap?
§ ita § - May 05, 2006 10:04:13 am PDT #5598 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not really. I have to pick between napping and eating. Why do they make me work? What's up with that?
Oh, and I need to call the help desk again. I guess I'll do that while I eat at my desk.
sumi - May 05, 2006 10:07:25 am PDT #5599 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Grey's Anatomy is being moved to Monday in the Fall.
Theodosia - May 05, 2006 10:08:25 am PDT #5600 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Gosh! Because being at a party where there is a hooker (or several present) is so many many many times worse than mishandling critical national intelligence, not to mention having one of your spy-handlers outed so that all of her contacts are at risk/dry up/get killed. Gee Willikers!
Jesse - May 05, 2006 10:12:04 am PDT #5601 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Silly Theodosia! You should know by now that sex scandals are WAY WORSE than anything having to do with the person's actual job.
DavidS - May 05, 2006 10:12:16 am PDT #5602 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Will it all end up being just the way I think it will look and I'll be all happy about it?
I vote for this.
Allyson - May 05, 2006 10:25:17 am PDT #5603 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I appear to have made a terrible mistake. I think I wasn't clear enough about wanting my hair to be cut below my shoulders. Not above.
So. In the interest of keeping me from losing my shit, I am begging everyone who sees me for the next year to not mention my hair.
I will not cry. I will not.
It's only hair.
Allyson - May 05, 2006 10:26:26 am PDT #5604 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
holy god. i forgot that i need a jacket photo.
oh god.
P.M. Marc - May 05, 2006 10:26:28 am PDT #5605 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It's only hair, it will grow, and it probably looks a lot better than you think it does.