Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 05, 2006 10:04:13 am PDT #5598 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not really. I have to pick between napping and eating. Why do they make me work? What's up with that?

Oh, and I need to call the help desk again. I guess I'll do that while I eat at my desk.


sumi - May 05, 2006 10:07:25 am PDT #5599 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Grey's Anatomy is being moved to Monday in the Fall.


Theodosia - May 05, 2006 10:08:25 am PDT #5600 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gosh! Because being at a party where there is a hooker (or several present) is so many many many times worse than mishandling critical national intelligence, not to mention having one of your spy-handlers outed so that all of her contacts are at risk/dry up/get killed. Gee Willikers!


Jesse - May 05, 2006 10:12:04 am PDT #5601 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Silly Theodosia! You should know by now that sex scandals are WAY WORSE than anything having to do with the person's actual job.


DavidS - May 05, 2006 10:12:16 am PDT #5602 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Will it all end up being just the way I think it will look and I'll be all happy about it?

I vote for this.


Allyson - May 05, 2006 10:25:17 am PDT #5603 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I appear to have made a terrible mistake. I think I wasn't clear enough about wanting my hair to be cut below my shoulders. Not above.

So. In the interest of keeping me from losing my shit, I am begging everyone who sees me for the next year to not mention my hair.

I will not cry. I will not.

It's only hair.


Allyson - May 05, 2006 10:26:26 am PDT #5604 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

holy god. i forgot that i need a jacket photo.

oh god.


P.M. Marc - May 05, 2006 10:26:28 am PDT #5605 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It's only hair, it will grow, and it probably looks a lot better than you think it does.


Atropa - May 05, 2006 10:27:21 am PDT #5606 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's only hair, it will grow, and it probably looks a lot better than you think it does.

What Plei said. Plus, give it a few days to settle from the haircut, for you to play with it. It'll be fine, I promise.


Jesse - May 05, 2006 10:27:57 am PDT #5607 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What Plei said. I bet it looks great. Also, it takes a while to get used to any change, and it will be growing in the meantime. I have had this happen a hundred times: I think my haircut is too short. Two weeks later, I like it. Am I used to it, or did it just grow enough not to be too short anymore? Who knows.