Uh, yeah. Superglue? Staples?
Those microscopic grippy things that Spider-Man has on his fingers and toes?
Giles: Stop that, you two. Riley: He started it... Xander: He called me a bad name! I think
it was bad; it might have been Latin.
'Selfless'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 05, 2006 5:15:22 am PDT #5503 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - May 05, 2006 5:16:42 am PDT #5504 of 10002
Artificial boobs.
JZ - May 05, 2006 5:17:44 am PDT #5505 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'd say something thoughtful and substantive with which to greet the Friday morning, but I'm too weirded out by that bra.
From Colbert last night: "Rosa Parks didn't fight so that my Hummer has to sit in the back of the bus!"
I don't know if I can watch Colbert anymore. After last Saturday, my Colbert love is reaching unhealthy proportions.
Sean K - May 05, 2006 5:18:50 am PDT #5506 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
After last Saturday, my Colbert love is reaching unhealthy proportions.
He's my hero.
Calli - May 05, 2006 5:25:07 am PDT #5507 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
tommyrot - May 05, 2006 5:30:51 am PDT #5508 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - May 05, 2006 5:31:39 am PDT #5509 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
YouTube has a volume slider! Yay!
JZ - May 05, 2006 5:39:57 am PDT #5510 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
He's my hero.
No, Sean, you're the hero. You're an it-getter.
bon bon - May 05, 2006 5:42:18 am PDT #5511 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
This bra is just weird. I can't imagine how one would stay contained
I think it's ill-advised for anyone over, say, a 32C, but my boobs wouldn't go anywhere in that. They WANT to be as far away from my sternum as possible.
Sean K - May 05, 2006 5:44:24 am PDT #5512 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
No, Sean, you're the hero. You're an it-getter.
My favorite response to his speech yet is Richard Cohen's at the Washington Post. Not only was Colbert "so not funny," he wasted a great oppotunity by being "a bully," and should have used it to "tell [Bush] things he needed to hear."
Um....