Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - May 05, 2006 5:39:57 am PDT #5510 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

He's my hero.

No, Sean, you're the hero. You're an it-getter.


bon bon - May 05, 2006 5:42:18 am PDT #5511 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This bra is just weird. I can't imagine how one would stay contained

I think it's ill-advised for anyone over, say, a 32C, but my boobs wouldn't go anywhere in that. They WANT to be as far away from my sternum as possible.


Sean K - May 05, 2006 5:44:24 am PDT #5512 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

No, Sean, you're the hero. You're an it-getter.

My favorite response to his speech yet is Richard Cohen's at the Washington Post. Not only was Colbert "so not funny," he wasted a great oppotunity by being "a bully," and should have used it to "tell [Bush] things he needed to hear."

Um....


flea - May 05, 2006 5:46:51 am PDT #5513 of 10002
information libertarian

In my 36B incarnation, that weirdo bra would contain me. In comfort? Possibly not.


Hayden - May 05, 2006 5:52:21 am PDT #5514 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

he wasted a great oppotunity by being "a bully," and should have used it to "tell [Bush] things he needed to hear."

Like, say, "heckuva job, Bushie"?


erikaj - May 05, 2006 5:55:36 am PDT #5515 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Did they not know the Colbert persona? Belzer was gonna do one during the Clinton years, but they backed off of him, Belz says because "Ooh, Belzer's gonna say dick. Of course I am. That's what I *do*."


Frankenbuddha - May 05, 2006 6:00:50 am PDT #5516 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My favorite response to his speech yet is Richard Cohen's at the Washington Post. Not only was Colbert "so not funny," he wasted a great oppotunity by being "a bully," and should have used it to "tell [Bush] things he needed to hear."

Um...

Oy, I just read that chucklehead's article. Dude, if you have to preface your commentary with "I'm a funny guy", the chances of you actually being a funny guy are slim and none.

And, as I've noted, slim left the building.


Sean K - May 05, 2006 6:09:38 am PDT #5517 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Dude, if you have to preface your commentary with "I'm a funny guy", the chances of you actually being a funny guy are slim and none.

Even though it wasn't George Will who said that, I keep hearing it in George Will's voice, who is about the least funny and most dour person I can imagine.


Trudy Booth - May 05, 2006 6:15:47 am PDT #5518 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

George Will could go with, "I am an unintentionally funny guy."

But, you know, not George Will.


Jesse - May 05, 2006 6:17:46 am PDT #5519 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I should go to Victoria's Secret sometime soon (free panties! They always get me with the coupons in the mail), so I'll see if I can try that bra on, for research purposes.