I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 05, 2006 4:28:10 am PDT #5498 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This bra is just weird. I can't imagine how one would stay contained.


sumi - May 05, 2006 4:44:18 am PDT #5499 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Top Chef fans -- there's an interview with Lee Anne up on Andy's blog - looks like the reunion show should be LOTS of fun.


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2006 5:11:42 am PDT #5500 of 10002
What is even happening?

This bra is just weird. I can't imagine how one would stay contained.

Uh, yeah. Superglue? Staples?


Sean K - May 05, 2006 5:12:57 am PDT #5501 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And I love his Buck Rogers (yeah, uhuh) credits as Ensign, Lt. Parsons, Helsman, Communications Officer, and Guard. I'm assuming he was in a lot of costume, or something, to get away with all that.

Actually I remember him in that (only because of recent reruns on Sci Fi, which were watched for novelty value), and I spotted him in the show a few times.

Nope. Not a lot of costume. He was just The Black Guy.


Sean K - May 05, 2006 5:15:00 am PDT #5502 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Serial to say:

That sucks ass about the cable box, Jess. I wasn't taping Survivor, sorry.


tommyrot - May 05, 2006 5:15:22 am PDT #5503 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Uh, yeah. Superglue? Staples?

Those microscopic grippy things that Spider-Man has on his fingers and toes?


sarameg - May 05, 2006 5:16:42 am PDT #5504 of 10002

Artificial boobs.


JZ - May 05, 2006 5:17:44 am PDT #5505 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'd say something thoughtful and substantive with which to greet the Friday morning, but I'm too weirded out by that bra.

From Colbert last night: "Rosa Parks didn't fight so that my Hummer has to sit in the back of the bus!"

I don't know if I can watch Colbert anymore. After last Saturday, my Colbert love is reaching unhealthy proportions.


Sean K - May 05, 2006 5:18:50 am PDT #5506 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

After last Saturday, my Colbert love is reaching unhealthy proportions.

He's my hero.


Calli - May 05, 2006 5:25:07 am PDT #5507 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Huh. Joss cosplaying Joss.

Or so he'd have us believe.