Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - May 03, 2006 11:41:51 am PDT #5218 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I think Jilli should have a show on Bravo and teach people to be Gothy. I'd watch it all the time.


Allyson - May 03, 2006 11:51:30 am PDT #5219 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'd have him start the cut about two inches past my shoulders, Hec.

I'm starting to look like a hag with this hair.

I take about 15 minutes to a half hour to style it in the morning, now.


sarameg - May 03, 2006 11:55:14 am PDT #5220 of 10002

I let my hairdresser be my judgement, because I just can't judge how a hairstyle is going to look on anyone until it is said and done. I will echo the curly-hair caveat and also? Bye -bye to ponytails if it is that length. Something to keep in mind. I don't miss that at all, but it is a dealbreaker for some.

I have the worst phone luck. I was to call the vet to let him know how things were going and to see if I need to keep the appointment tomorrow, or shove it back a few days (which is sort of my preference.) I manage to call at the worst possible time. So callback phone tag again. @@

Everyone should just use email, damnit.


§ ita § - May 03, 2006 12:04:37 pm PDT #5221 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just used "Don't hate the playa hate the game" in my meeting. And I have eaten twice as much lunch as anyone else. I blame the Elavil, but at least I have an ass.

Nerdily, everyone recognised "assimilated by the borg" but thought the playa/game was a fresh new saying.


Ginger - May 03, 2006 12:20:17 pm PDT #5222 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Are you sure you want to go that short, Allyson?

Are you feeling all right, Hec?


DavidS - May 03, 2006 12:22:57 pm PDT #5223 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are you feeling all right, Hec?

I want Allyson to feel her prettiest. While I certainly think she could pull off shorter hair, I don't think she'd feel at her Most Pretty.


erikaj - May 03, 2006 12:26:03 pm PDT #5224 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Allyson does have hair that Behaves when it is long, as I do not. The curl is nice for this. When I had a perm, my hair could be fairly long. Which was cool for variety's sake, at least


Lee - May 03, 2006 12:26:46 pm PDT #5225 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

msbelle, back flung.


sarameg - May 03, 2006 12:28:45 pm PDT #5226 of 10002

Ahrg. I'm trying to submit my time and between the stupidass site design that takes forever to load and the stupidass ISP, it's taking for-fucking-ever.


ChiKat - May 03, 2006 12:44:50 pm PDT #5227 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I want Allyson to feel her prettiest. While I certainly think she could pull off shorter hair, I don't think she'd feel at her Most Pretty.

This is a tribute to Hec's selflessness in helping Buffistas everywhere feel good about themselves. (Note: this comment is done in all sincerity with nary a snark to be found.)