Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - May 03, 2006 11:25:57 am PDT #5210 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Also, looking at the cut, my current cut is the same in front (much shorter in back). I like the slightly-structured levels.


Burrell - May 03, 2006 11:27:24 am PDT #5211 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ooh, now I want that haircut too, Allyson. BTW, I think it will look cute on you, but you should also plan on wearing it curly much of the time given that it will be about 1000 times easier for you to style it curly.

Also? Now I want that haircut too. Very cute.

And also? That cannibal guy? Totally should have gotten a longer sentence in my book because it was a thoroughly planned and plotted murder. The fact that the murder victim "wanted" to die doesn't factor in in my book. Because, um, last I checked, we are learning this fact from THE MURDERER. And also, the fact that he thinks what he did is A-OK doesn't make him crazy so much as it makes him dangerous.


Kalshane - May 03, 2006 11:27:44 am PDT #5212 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

That's hilarious, Dana. I don't know that I could watch it, as I tend to feel embarassed for people, but the concept alone is priceless.


Dana - May 03, 2006 11:30:02 am PDT #5213 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'd rather watch Mr. T than Dr. Phil, if forced into a choice.


Theodosia - May 03, 2006 11:30:07 am PDT #5214 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Mr. T is surely the best at being Mr. T. Not so sure about his ability to give others advice, but you know you find worse celebritieis to do it.


Atropa - May 03, 2006 11:31:47 am PDT #5215 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Okay, if Mr. T is getting his own advice show, I think *I* should have a nationally-televised advice show. Just because, dammit.


DavidS - May 03, 2006 11:32:58 am PDT #5216 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are you sure you want to go that short, Allyson? I do think that cut will look good on you, though.


Atropa - May 03, 2006 11:34:48 am PDT #5217 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Allyson, I think that cut would look cute on you. Mind you, I think you should just get a trim because I really like your hair the way it is, but that cut would look good.


erikaj - May 03, 2006 11:41:51 am PDT #5218 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I think Jilli should have a show on Bravo and teach people to be Gothy. I'd watch it all the time.


Allyson - May 03, 2006 11:51:30 am PDT #5219 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'd have him start the cut about two inches past my shoulders, Hec.

I'm starting to look like a hag with this hair.

I take about 15 minutes to a half hour to style it in the morning, now.