It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - May 02, 2006 7:24:47 pm PDT #5106 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'll see what I can do.


Jesse - May 02, 2006 7:33:03 pm PDT #5107 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Insent, ita.


bon bon - May 02, 2006 7:51:29 pm PDT #5108 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have a health question that's bothering me tonight: unquenchable thirst. Where you keep drinking and drinking and only make yourself kind of sick from drinking too much water. Has anyone experienced this? I don't think it's diabetes, and I can't find any other information on what causes this and what helps.


Atropa - May 02, 2006 7:54:00 pm PDT #5109 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

bon, it sounds like you're low on electrolytes. Emergen-C or Gatorade or juice would probably help. Or eating a small amount of something salty.


DavidS - May 02, 2006 7:58:08 pm PDT #5110 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If I tell a haircutter I want something less severe than the bob I currently have, but not much shorter, will that be enough for them to work with?

They will interpret this as "please put some layers in" - which may be good or bad depending on whether that's what you want.

Less severe = layering
Clean lines or stronger shape or more defined = blunt cut
I want something new but I don't know what! = they'll give you a generic cut and style it into something faboo which will never look right again outside of the salon.

I have a health question that's bothering me tonight: unquenchable thirst.

Diabetes was my first thought. Do keep an eye on it, and maybe check your blood sugar.

Go Allyson's Bean Boy!


Jesse - May 02, 2006 7:58:09 pm PDT #5111 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got nothing, bon, sorry. I like the electrolyte idea, though.

What I do have is this:

Dear Apple:

If you have to make such a big fucking deal about how cool you are? Yeah, no.

xoxoxo

me


billytea - May 02, 2006 8:00:14 pm PDT #5112 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It would have to be a random hooker.

What, like Two-Face in pasties?

Seeing a big plume of smoke "down there" is disquieting.

I bet it is.


Aims - May 02, 2006 8:01:37 pm PDT #5113 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

Gwen


Jesse - May 02, 2006 8:02:01 pm PDT #5114 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They will interpret this as "please put some layers in" - which may be good or bad depending on whether that's what you want.

I'm afraid that saying I want layers will end up being mom-ish or something. I'll just hope for the best. The current bob was a really good cut, I'm just over the bob.


Aims - May 02, 2006 8:03:04 pm PDT #5115 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

Another Gwen