Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - May 02, 2006 7:54:00 pm PDT #5109 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

bon, it sounds like you're low on electrolytes. Emergen-C or Gatorade or juice would probably help. Or eating a small amount of something salty.


DavidS - May 02, 2006 7:58:08 pm PDT #5110 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If I tell a haircutter I want something less severe than the bob I currently have, but not much shorter, will that be enough for them to work with?

They will interpret this as "please put some layers in" - which may be good or bad depending on whether that's what you want.

Less severe = layering
Clean lines or stronger shape or more defined = blunt cut
I want something new but I don't know what! = they'll give you a generic cut and style it into something faboo which will never look right again outside of the salon.

I have a health question that's bothering me tonight: unquenchable thirst.

Diabetes was my first thought. Do keep an eye on it, and maybe check your blood sugar.

Go Allyson's Bean Boy!


Jesse - May 02, 2006 7:58:09 pm PDT #5111 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got nothing, bon, sorry. I like the electrolyte idea, though.

What I do have is this:

Dear Apple:

If you have to make such a big fucking deal about how cool you are? Yeah, no.

xoxoxo

me


billytea - May 02, 2006 8:00:14 pm PDT #5112 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It would have to be a random hooker.

What, like Two-Face in pasties?

Seeing a big plume of smoke "down there" is disquieting.

I bet it is.


Aims - May 02, 2006 8:01:37 pm PDT #5113 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

Gwen


Jesse - May 02, 2006 8:02:01 pm PDT #5114 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They will interpret this as "please put some layers in" - which may be good or bad depending on whether that's what you want.

I'm afraid that saying I want layers will end up being mom-ish or something. I'll just hope for the best. The current bob was a really good cut, I'm just over the bob.


Aims - May 02, 2006 8:03:04 pm PDT #5115 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

Another Gwen


Aims - May 02, 2006 8:04:47 pm PDT #5116 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

My favorite Gwen


§ ita § - May 02, 2006 8:12:04 pm PDT #5117 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have the first one, but will gank the other two stat.


Aims - May 02, 2006 8:14:05 pm PDT #5118 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YAY! I helped!