A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - May 02, 2006 3:41:22 pm PDT #5059 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Mister Kitty RAWKS.


Jesse - May 02, 2006 3:42:32 pm PDT #5060 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay Mister Kitty!!!

Allyson, you're not off the hook yet.


Lee - May 02, 2006 3:42:46 pm PDT #5061 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yay for Mr. Kitty!


Atropa - May 02, 2006 3:45:48 pm PDT #5062 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh, yay Mr. Kitty!


Lee - May 02, 2006 3:47:08 pm PDT #5063 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Jilli, how did your clothing sale go?


Sue - May 02, 2006 3:54:27 pm PDT #5064 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Yay Mister Kitty!


P.M. Marc - May 02, 2006 3:56:29 pm PDT #5065 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

YAY, Mr. Kitty!!! Eat, mo-fo, eat!

Damn it. LJ is down again. And I was about to make a pithy comment in response to something, too.

Bastards.

By the time it comes back up, I'll have over thought it and it will just come out LAME.

Yes.

I'm aware.

First world problem.

And an especially silly one at that.


ChiKat - May 02, 2006 3:57:24 pm PDT #5066 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Mister Kitty!!!!


Jesse - May 02, 2006 3:59:43 pm PDT #5067 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

LJ is up and down like crazy, every few minutes.


P.M. Marc - May 02, 2006 4:02:10 pm PDT #5068 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ooo! While I'm being cranky about my first world problems... here are some more!

I haven't had the time to thoroughly clean my laptop bag since the Great Breastmilk Explosion of '06, where the damn thing got soaked (sans laptop, thankfully), and the bag I'm borrowing isn't as swell for carrying on the bus.

It's exactly the wrong temp outside for all my clothing. Too hot or too cold, depending on time of day.

And last, but not least, everyone and his dog has something going on the 13th (one of my best friends is moving, one of my oldest friends is having a leaving-the-state party, and I'm sure I'm missing something), and I'm contractually obliged to go to my nephew's tenth birthday party.