Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just cause, I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.

'Shindig'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 01, 2006 6:42:27 pm PDT #4865 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG I'm a dolt -- I was totally picturing a scene like when the movie-FBI has to listen to the bugs on the movie-Mafia people's phones.


Trudy Booth - May 01, 2006 6:43:56 pm PDT #4866 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The Loyalty Monkey, I think it's called.

Great. Now Emmet's going to want a Loyalty Monkey.


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 6:44:11 pm PDT #4867 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I googled

cordless phone credit card scanner fraud

and came up with warnings based on the theory that it could happen, but so far no hard stats....


Steph L. - May 01, 2006 6:44:19 pm PDT #4868 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Let's Settle This. Who Would Win?

Ninjas
Pirates
Robots
Monkeys

Pfft. CHUCK NORRIS, bitch!


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 6:47:55 pm PDT #4869 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Found this:

Newer digital cordless phones have better security, but cheaper or older phones have few if any security features. Anyone using a radio scanner can eavesdrop on older analog cordless phone calls, even if the phone has multiple channels.

Oh. Good to know.

eta: This somewhat contradics that, but it's from a site that seems to be designed to scare people:

2) Before you make that call--don't use your cordless or cellular phone. Supply sensitive information only on phones connected by wire to your phone outlet. Unless your cordless or cellular phone is an expensive, code-scrambling model, anyone with the appropriate radiowave scanning device can overhear your conversation including your account information and your new password.

Still haven't found any stats or even descriptions of actual cases.


Hil R. - May 01, 2006 6:54:46 pm PDT #4870 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Neat. Star Spangled Banner in Yiddish, from 1943.


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 6:58:20 pm PDT #4871 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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[link]


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 7:15:15 pm PDT #4872 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Madonna, protest singer:

Madonna radically altered her music to attack US President George W Bush during her appearance at California music festival Coachella, yesterday.

...

During an energetic rendition of her song I Love New York, Madonna roared, “Just go to Texas and suck George Bush’s dick.”

[link]


billytea - May 01, 2006 7:15:30 pm PDT #4873 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Pfft. CHUCK NORRIS, bitch!

Wait, now I'm confused. Who are your F and M choices?


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 7:23:38 pm PDT #4874 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jack vs. Chuck

Who would win in a fight, Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris? (an analysis)