Is that where he gets Drowned Alive? That phrase is a dumb one.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 01, 2006 8:33:03 am PDT #4739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - May 01, 2006 8:34:27 am PDT #4740 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, he's going to spend a week in there with food/water/air tubes, and then he's going to have the tubes removed so he can set the world record for underwater breath-holding.
Cashmere - May 01, 2006 8:34:31 am PDT #4741 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
David Blaine is getting into his aquarium sphere right now, apparently. I so dearly want someone to break it out of whatever stand its on and roll it down the street...
Why is Blaine doing something any hamster can do? He's really not that impressive.
Steph L. - May 01, 2006 8:36:04 am PDT #4742 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I find this HI-larious. Especially because, Episcopalians???
St. Philip’s Episcopal Church in downtown Durham, NC, announces an outdoor Hip Hop Mass
Yo, Word to the Virgin Mother!
Burrell - May 01, 2006 8:41:21 am PDT #4743 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hi folks! I'm avoiding grading RIGHT NOW!
Weekend was fun. Saw Robin. Didn't see her for long enough. Ah well.
Oh, and since I'm a skipper, someone might have already answered this one, but I didn't see it:
What does DO stand for in doctors? I am seeing it after names instead of MD.
Doctor of Osteopathy. DOs can prescribe medicines, etc, just like MDs, but they treat patients under a very different paradigm. Their training includes a more holisitic approach and training in physical manipulation (not unlike a chiropractor).
Vortex - May 01, 2006 8:43:05 am PDT #4744 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Maybe the newsletter writer had just been stabbed?
with a cutlass? cause that would work.
§ ita § - May 01, 2006 8:46:35 am PDT #4745 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cutlasses aren't made for stabbing. Slash and cut is their purpose.
So maybe s/he had a limb cut off.
Scrappy - May 01, 2006 8:50:08 am PDT #4746 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sorry, Burrell! The Mom was getting tired and her knee was hurting her we had to head for seating. This sounds easy, but she never wants to admit she is getting tired, so we had to pretend we ALL wanted to find a place for a cold drink and wander off campus, in order to get her some rest. You looked beautiful and adorable and Isaac is a heartbreaker.
tommyrot - May 01, 2006 8:51:57 am PDT #4747 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So maybe s/he had a limb cut off.
If it was a hand/arm, the writer had to type one-handed. That's even more impressive.
(Unless the writer quickly had a hook installed. So he/she could use the touch-type-with-one-hand-hunt-and-peck-with-the-hook technique.)
§ ita § - May 01, 2006 8:52:26 am PDT #4748 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hey, Burrell! I haven't seen you in forever, and we're even closer geographically than we used to be. We should do something.
Mothers can be...can I call mine difficult? She's had knee problems for years, problems that slow her down and the pain is written all over her face. She's having surgery once term is over (doesn't want to disrupt the teaching year) primarily because we all yell at her, I think.
I've told her she needs to set us a better example, but apparently we're all grown up or something.