Maybe the newsletter writer had just been stabbed?
with a cutlass? cause that would work.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - May 01, 2006 8:43:05 am PDT #4744 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
§ ita § - May 01, 2006 8:46:35 am PDT #4745 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cutlasses aren't made for stabbing. Slash and cut is their purpose.
So maybe s/he had a limb cut off.
Scrappy - May 01, 2006 8:50:08 am PDT #4746 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sorry, Burrell! The Mom was getting tired and her knee was hurting her we had to head for seating. This sounds easy, but she never wants to admit she is getting tired, so we had to pretend we ALL wanted to find a place for a cold drink and wander off campus, in order to get her some rest. You looked beautiful and adorable and Isaac is a heartbreaker.
tommyrot - May 01, 2006 8:51:57 am PDT #4747 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So maybe s/he had a limb cut off.
If it was a hand/arm, the writer had to type one-handed. That's even more impressive.
(Unless the writer quickly had a hook installed. So he/she could use the touch-type-with-one-hand-hunt-and-peck-with-the-hook technique.)
§ ita § - May 01, 2006 8:52:26 am PDT #4748 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hey, Burrell! I haven't seen you in forever, and we're even closer geographically than we used to be. We should do something.
Mothers can be...can I call mine difficult? She's had knee problems for years, problems that slow her down and the pain is written all over her face. She's having surgery once term is over (doesn't want to disrupt the teaching year) primarily because we all yell at her, I think.
I've told her she needs to set us a better example, but apparently we're all grown up or something.
Scrappy - May 01, 2006 8:56:12 am PDT #4749 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yeah., I love my mom, but she is almost 78, has had cancer twice, has arthritis and will not admit she needs to slow down even a bit. It requires a lot of subterfuge to make sure she is comfortable.
§ ita § - May 01, 2006 9:00:14 am PDT #4750 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, my mother will complain about a lot of things, but never pain.
LA Conservancy showing classic movies in old theatres including Chinatown. I wish I could get to LA Conservancy's own web site from work and see more details.
msbelle - May 01, 2006 9:05:39 am PDT #4751 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
really lovely day outside. I kinda want to leave for the rest of the day.
Megan E. - May 01, 2006 9:15:20 am PDT #4752 of 10002
Especially because, Episcopalians???
Aren't Episcopalians known elsewhere in the world as Anglicans?
Sue - May 01, 2006 9:36:33 am PDT #4753 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Aren't Episcopalians known elsewhere in the world as Anglicans?
I think so.