Ooh, fancy.
I think aurelia has one too.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 01, 2006 6:37:23 am PDT #4704 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - May 01, 2006 6:38:27 am PDT #4705 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
If I didn't show up to work, and then when they called to ask where I was, said "oops, I thought it was Sunday, sorry about that," do you think it would work?
tommyrot - May 01, 2006 6:40:05 am PDT #4706 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If I didn't show up to work, and then when they called to ask where I was, said "oops, I thought it was Sunday, sorry about that," do you think it would work?
I've always wondered what would happen if I tried that.
Either it's crazy, or it's so crazy it just might work....
Jesse - May 01, 2006 6:41:19 am PDT #4707 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If I didn't show up to work, and then when they called to ask where I was, said "oops, I thought it was Sunday, sorry about that," do you think it would work?
The only problem is, once you've picked up the phone to say that, you have to say, "I'll be there in an hour" or whatever. If you just roll in tomorrow talking like it's Monday, that you might be able to pull off.
Eh, go eat a muffin.
Hee!
Hayden - May 01, 2006 6:46:10 am PDT #4708 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
On the off chance that no one's posted this, here's a page with links to Colbert's address at the White House Correspondents Dinner, broken into three parts.
tommyrot - May 01, 2006 6:48:24 am PDT #4709 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The only problem is, once you've picked up the phone to say that, you have to say, "I'll be there in an hour" or whatever.
You could say, "I'm doing this new spa thing where my feet are set in concrete and I won't be freed until tonight...."
Megan E. - May 01, 2006 6:53:01 am PDT #4710 of 10002
The words to the Canadian National Anthem in french are not a straight translation of the english. It is totally different with stuff about Canada being the country of our founders, carrying a cross etc. Do people want to translate the American anthem into Spanish directly or would they write a whole new words?
sumi - May 01, 2006 6:54:28 am PDT #4711 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
The translated version had to adapt some stuff for reasons of scanning etc -- so it's not a direct translation. And of course, unofficial.
flea - May 01, 2006 6:58:01 am PDT #4712 of 10002
information libertarian
I find this HI-larious. Especially because, Episcopalians???
St. Philip’s Episcopal Church in downtown Durham, NC, announces an outdoor Hip Hop Mass at 11:00 am on Saturday, May 6, on the grounds of the church. This is not a concert – it’s a real Episcopal Mass, complete with Communion, priests, deacons, acolytes, and altar guild. But the prayer book used for the service is the newly-released Hip Hop Prayer Book, and the service music will include a band, rappers, and local step and break dancers. 100 free copies of the Prayer Book will be given away by the publisher, Church Publishing Group.
Lee - May 01, 2006 6:58:58 am PDT #4713 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
The only problem is, once you've picked up the phone to say that, you have to say, "I'll be there in an hour" or whatever.
You could say, "I'm doing this new spa thing where my feet are set in concrete and I won't be freed until tonight...."
All these logistics make my head hurt. Maybe I should just go in.