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§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 4:40:40 pm PDT #4581 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, is it possible for you to somehow incite this guy to make a move on you, so you can beat the shit out of him? Or at the very least, kick him in the nuts.

Hey, NY folks? I'm trying to get a cousin of mine married so I can dance at the wedding. So, I'll need from you a straight guy who's looking for a 22 year old doing her Masters in film. She cleans up real well, and just because she looks she can wrestle you to the ground and break your neck doesn't mean she will. She's very mild mannered. She's the girly one.

Please to help.

Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 4:44:29 pm PDT #4582 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, I hate those extended song-and-dance scammers. I had one in my old neighborhood.

I will think if I know anyone interested in marrying a 22 year old.

shrift - Apr 30, 2006 4:51:42 pm PDT #4583 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I let Buffistas lead me into temptation and what do I get? Housework.

French Maid, baby. A pile of dusted books and no Lutherans in the sink. How sexy is that?

Cass - Apr 30, 2006 4:54:50 pm PDT #4584 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Just saying that I would prefer Lex in the French Maid outfit.

§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 4:56:00 pm PDT #4585 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I will think if I know anyone interested in marrying a 22 year old.

She looks young, and sometimes dresses in a schoolgirl uniform with heels.

If that helps.

Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 5:01:43 pm PDT #4586 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If that helps.

God, I hope it doesn't. It has to be a man? I know a some cute 22 - 25 year old lesbians.

§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 5:04:27 pm PDT #4587 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hope it doesn't.

But you know it does.

Nah, she's straight. Which is weird for a relative of mine, but there you go.

It's okay to have a cupcake before they're frosted, right?

Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 5:06:12 pm PDT #4588 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm just saying, if any of my 30ish guy friends would be more interested in a 22 year old because she looks younger? I don't want to know about it.

§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 5:07:44 pm PDT #4589 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want to know about it.

You don't want to think about it. But deep inside, you know some of them do. Maybe it's not all of them, maybe you don't know which ones...but some of them do.

Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 5:09:15 pm PDT #4590 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I definitely don't want to think about it, and I really don't want to know it for sure. Thus, I will have to come up with a better sales pitch than, "She's 22, but can play 16 easy."

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