I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 5:07:44 pm PDT #4589 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want to know about it.

You don't want to think about it. But deep inside, you know some of them do. Maybe it's not all of them, maybe you don't know which ones...but some of them do.


Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 5:09:15 pm PDT #4590 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I definitely don't want to think about it, and I really don't want to know it for sure. Thus, I will have to come up with a better sales pitch than, "She's 22, but can play 16 easy."


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 5:12:26 pm PDT #4591 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe the can-but-won't-snap-their-spine thing, then?


sumi - Apr 30, 2006 5:12:33 pm PDT #4592 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Top Chef, I really hope that it does. I keep worrying about Harold being sick and then running into the kitchen with his knives obviously late.


Jesse - Apr 30, 2006 5:14:10 pm PDT #4593 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe the can-but-won't-snap-their-spine thing, then?

I can work with that, and keep a clear conscience, sure.


shrift - Apr 30, 2006 5:18:36 pm PDT #4594 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Just saying that I would prefer Lex in the French Maid outfit.

Probably it should be Clark the French Maid. With fishnets. Lex, though... slutty Catholic schoolgirl, maybe? Or possibly just the classic eyeliner and leather pants.


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 5:19:09 pm PDT #4595 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think my ganache is fucked. So if you can get my cousin wed, that'd at least be something.


Kathy A - Apr 30, 2006 5:22:20 pm PDT #4596 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Allyson's rant from earlier reminds me that, with my move, I will no longer have to worry about being panhandled while waiting in the drive-up line at Wendy's--the good thing about moving far away from the CTA El stop!


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2006 5:27:22 pm PDT #4597 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The ganache is fucked. I'm still using it, but I am a bit sad.

It's disconcerting to realise I rarely make myself a cup of rooibos tea without saying "Rooibos!" It's a thing. And as things go, kinda lame.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2006 5:27:33 pm PDT #4598 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a McDonnalds near me where I'm often panhandled while sitting and eating (which for some reason really pisses me off). Twice I've had panhandlers interrupt me and ask for money while I was placing my order.