Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Apr 11, 2006 1:39:23 pm PDT #416 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Well, yes. But it was much more fun to hold her eye as she walked past me, because she was obviously just as baffled by my black skirt, petticoats, jacket, and stripy tights as I was of her outfit. However, I'm pretty sure I managed a more neutral facial expression as I walked past.

This scene needed to be captured on film.

I just followed a prime example of the muffin top for several blocks as I walked to the post office. I think the cinched tight low rise makes skinny people look soft and makes everyone else look slovenly. But I am usually baffled by popular clothing trends.


Atropa - Apr 11, 2006 1:39:56 pm PDT #417 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

. Last week I wore a pink halter with pink sequins on it and a big sparkly orange flower in my purple hair to work. No one cared. And I probably looked like a clown.

No, see, I can make that work in my head. It sounds fun. Not the colors I would probably wear, but fun. This woman's outfit did not look like she chose to wear it because she liked it, but because she thought she *should* wear it.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 1:42:54 pm PDT #418 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There must be an LA equivalent (or seven) to NY fashion blog linked to in the past thread so I could see how people are dressing without going outside.

Because I only see co-workers (of whom there are hundreds, but we also theoretically hew to the same dress code) and co-kravvers (and when we're not in workout clothes it's more "That's how she dresses and that's how he dresses" and it gives me no wider perspective). When I do get out, for some reason I don't let anything stick in my brain.

Not sure why. Maybe it's that bad.


Aims - Apr 11, 2006 1:45:24 pm PDT #419 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Has almost nothing to do with anything, but one of my favorite Jilli moments was last Halloween. Her and Pete were at our house when I opened my latest eBay purchase. A celadon green Eddie Bauer cable knit fisherman's sweater.

Jilli looked at it and said, "It's green. And cable knit." Cracks me up to this day.


ChiKat - Apr 11, 2006 1:51:21 pm PDT #420 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Go to grad school!

I already did that once! And, I'm in school now getting my teaching certificate (while working full time).

I'm just tired. I've worked for this company for 10 years. I just need some time off. And, last year, I used 15 of my 20 vacation days working in a school for my school program. So, I didn't get much vacation at all last year. And, this year has just been too busy to take time off.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 1:53:50 pm PDT #421 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oof, that's a lot, ChiKat. Can you take a mental-health sick day? I know it's not much, but sometimes a random day off can really help. Also, do you take classes over the summer? Maybe just your job and not school on top will feel like a break...? Cold comfort.


Kathy A - Apr 11, 2006 2:15:59 pm PDT #422 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

ChiKat, if you're still around, do you have the names of any larger-sized consignment shops in the Chicago area? I just found out that I waited too long to return some stuff that I'm not going to wear, and I can sure use whatever cash I can get for them.


Strega - Apr 11, 2006 2:20:49 pm PDT #423 of 10002

I'm getting a window office!

And it's further from the guy who whistles all day.

I win.

Come on over to the holistic foods side.

I'm not sure what that means. Does it involve wheatgrass?


P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2006 2:21:06 pm PDT #424 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jilli looked at it and said, "It's green. And cable knit." Cracks me up to this day.

Cracks me up because I can hear the exact tone of voice.

On me, she uses it whenever I'm fondling something in the lime green range.


P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2006 2:21:54 pm PDT #425 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(PS, Jilli? The eyeshadow I ordered for myself today was, in fact, lime green with gold shimmer. Because I am Very Very Predictable.)