I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2006 10:39:37 am PDT #4088 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.

Everyone's job should include that.


lisah - Apr 27, 2006 10:40:47 am PDT #4089 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Funny thing is that I was doing that before I ever moved here.

I never did. I don't think I used any endearments regularly until recently. I'm rapidly turning into the old lady I'm going to be I think.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2006 10:45:23 am PDT #4090 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have decided, from now on, to record my past in digital form before setting fire to it.

I bought a cool pair of dragon tights from The Pyramid Collection. From browsing through their online catalogue, I thought they were a bit twee with moments of real cool and weird. But flipping through the paper catalogue is a whole different world...nude aerobics. Nude yoga and tai chi. And a selection of massagers. For women, if my drift is catchable.

None of those pages have NSFW pictures, btw. And the language is pretty coy. And I totally want this dress.


Atropa - Apr 27, 2006 10:51:40 am PDT #4091 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The Pyramid Collection sometimes has some good stuff. But mostly, I look through that catalog and giggle.


flea - Apr 27, 2006 10:53:17 am PDT #4092 of 10002
information libertarian

Thank god someone COMMed this. It bears repeating.

I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.

Sophia also has one of my favorite COMMs ever, continually recalled to mind by the current thread title, about Magnun PI, Tom Selleck in a wimple with a gun.


shrift - Apr 27, 2006 10:56:36 am PDT #4093 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have decided, from now on, to record my past in digital form before setting fire to it.

But there are some things I'm throwing away that I don't want anyone to read ever again, ita, including myself.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 27, 2006 10:58:06 am PDT #4094 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

> I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.

Everyone's job should include that.

I would think so, but this was strangely mortifying. This poor kid who has about 30 costume changes, is a little dim, and has had the director yelling at him for days was so dazed that he couldn't figure out how to wash mud off himself. Or utiliza a washcloth.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2006 11:01:51 am PDT #4095 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Pyramid Collection sometimes has some good stuff. But mostly, I look through that catalog and giggle.

Does that mean you're not buying this? I admit, I did want your ruling on it.

shrift, I've found that I always get to a place where I want to read the things I never wanted to read again. So I'm being more proactive, and just hiding the offending stuff in some clutter-minimising way.

Plus, we want to read it.


Atropa - Apr 27, 2006 11:05:36 am PDT #4096 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Does that mean you're not buying this? I admit, I did want your ruling on it.

That nearly made me spit edemame all over my monitor, and wow, would that have been difficult to clean off. I suppose if you wanted to cackle every time you walked into the bathroom, I could see buying that. Otherwise, no.


sarameg - Apr 27, 2006 11:07:03 am PDT #4097 of 10002

It should roar whenever you lift the lid. Alternatively, have a wee flamethrowing episode when you flush.