The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Apr 27, 2006 10:53:17 am PDT #4092 of 10002
information libertarian

Thank god someone COMMed this. It bears repeating.

I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.

Sophia also has one of my favorite COMMs ever, continually recalled to mind by the current thread title, about Magnun PI, Tom Selleck in a wimple with a gun.


shrift - Apr 27, 2006 10:56:36 am PDT #4093 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have decided, from now on, to record my past in digital form before setting fire to it.

But there are some things I'm throwing away that I don't want anyone to read ever again, ita, including myself.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 27, 2006 10:58:06 am PDT #4094 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

> I am not sure that my job should include hosing off naked male students.

Everyone's job should include that.

I would think so, but this was strangely mortifying. This poor kid who has about 30 costume changes, is a little dim, and has had the director yelling at him for days was so dazed that he couldn't figure out how to wash mud off himself. Or utiliza a washcloth.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2006 11:01:51 am PDT #4095 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Pyramid Collection sometimes has some good stuff. But mostly, I look through that catalog and giggle.

Does that mean you're not buying this? I admit, I did want your ruling on it.

shrift, I've found that I always get to a place where I want to read the things I never wanted to read again. So I'm being more proactive, and just hiding the offending stuff in some clutter-minimising way.

Plus, we want to read it.


Atropa - Apr 27, 2006 11:05:36 am PDT #4096 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Does that mean you're not buying this? I admit, I did want your ruling on it.

That nearly made me spit edemame all over my monitor, and wow, would that have been difficult to clean off. I suppose if you wanted to cackle every time you walked into the bathroom, I could see buying that. Otherwise, no.


sarameg - Apr 27, 2006 11:07:03 am PDT #4097 of 10002

It should roar whenever you lift the lid. Alternatively, have a wee flamethrowing episode when you flush.


Jesse - Apr 27, 2006 11:10:28 am PDT #4098 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That might be the weirdest catalogue I've ever seen. I mean, "Today’s Gothicists decorate the “littlest room” with wings, scales, and talons!"??


shrift - Apr 27, 2006 11:11:55 am PDT #4099 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, I've found that I always get to a place where I want to read the things I never wanted to read again.

Perhaps one day I will. I mean, I'm entertained that I have an application for an ATM card I filled out in Portuguese sitting on my lap right now, but do I really want to keep it in perpetuity? I think it's better for me if I don't.

Plus, we want to read it.

Ha ha ha! Oh, hell no.


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 11:13:31 am PDT #4100 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Was someone asking about long gloves? or was that some other thread?


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 11:14:16 am PDT #4101 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

It should roar whenever you lift the lid. Alternatively, have a wee flamethrowing episode when you flush.

Maybe the idea is that dragons squat on gold hordes thus putting that on your "throne" turns shit into gold? Would be hell on the plumbing.