At least it's better than my friend's mother who calls it the "front bottom".

Ok, that's just confusing. "I got it in the front bottom last night!"

"Eh? WHERE? I'm a gynecologist, and I have no idea where that is located..."

Goolie is good,[..] the sports-image is a bit disconcerting for me.

If you've watched Mexican football (soccer) on tv, there's this one announcer dude (there may be others, but this is burnt into my auditory memory) with a very distinctive GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! that lasts about 5 minutes and if you aren't laughing by the time he runs out of air, there is something wrong with you.

I would have hollered earlier about Tyra, but they just informed us a couple minutes ago. Slackers. Filmed ages ago, if I remember rightly.

Find cheap gas prices near you. Pretty cool--confirmed that I've been buying the cheapest gas near me at work, plus told me that I was a few cents off the cheapest gas near home.

Rennaissance to the core, ain't ya?

Well, yes -- but, really, aren't they nice words? I can't even decide between them, I'm so fond of both of them.

I think vulva might be the technical term for the, um, whole enchilada.

When your kid's naked and splayed legged in the bath with her finger on the clitoris, and says "what's this?" it's not that big a stretch to name the thing. She's a lot more interested in her clitoris than her vagina, which seems fairly healthy, really.

Then again, I was the daughter of a medical student and a nursing student who yelled out (and I know I've told this story about 3 times here already) "Look, chicken vaginas!" in the supermarket at less than 2 years old.

Vulva's just the outside, no?

Then again, I was the daughter of a medical student and a nursing student who yelled out (and I know I've told this story about 3 times here already) "Look, chicken vaginas!" in the supermarket at less than 2 years old.

OK, that story will NEVER get old. FTR, I hadn't heard it yet.

From Wikipedia (so not worksafe):

The external genital organs of the female are collectively known as the vulva.

In human beings this consists of the labia majora and labia minora (while these names translate as "large" and "small" lips, often the "minora" can be larger, and protrude outside the "majora"), clitoris, opening of the urethra (meatus), and the opening of the vagina.

I don't think I have ever seen a chicken vagina. And I am fairly certain I can die happy without ever doing so.

I don't remember what my parents told me to call it. Probably crotch. But I always think of trees with that word.

And yo, vulva. Another not so pretty word. VULVA. It sounds like the name of an Evil Space Queen: ALL HAIL THE DARK EMPRESS VULVA.

ALL HAIL THE DARK EMPRESS VULVA.

But she conquers territories and snares people into her lair. You gotta like that.