Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 7:04:53 am PDT #3440 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do people eat cuttlefish? I had thought they did....


Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 7:06:32 am PDT #3441 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The squid are the tasty ones, unless you're a parakeet.

Do we really know tommyrot's not a parakeet?


Megan E. - Apr 25, 2006 7:06:47 am PDT #3442 of 10002

Do people eat cuttlefish? I had thought they did....

My Joy of Cooking has instructions on how to clean a cuttlefish, so some people must eat them. Not this person though.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 7:08:18 am PDT #3443 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do we really know tommyrot's not a parakeet?

Tweet tweet!

ahem.

Dammit, now I'm hungry for teriyaki squid. Having it for lunch would entail borrowing the company car....

Hmmm... maybe for dinner....


sarameg - Apr 25, 2006 7:09:00 am PDT #3444 of 10002

Don't squid also have that weird bone thing ?


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 7:10:05 am PDT #3445 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My Joy of Cooking has instructions on how to clean a cuttlefish, so some people must eat them. Not this person though.

Maybe people stuff a cuttlefish inside a squid, and make squish. I bet it would go great with turducken....


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 7:10:42 am PDT #3446 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't squid also have that weird bone thing ?

They have a beak. I think that's the only hard part of their bodies....


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 7:10:58 am PDT #3447 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't squid also have that weird bone thing ?

I think that's what the birds like. I'm having strange flashbacks to having read a lot of pet care books as a kid.

Boy, was I wild and crazy! Sheesh.


Jessica - Apr 25, 2006 7:11:24 am PDT #3448 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe people stuff a cuttlefish inside a squid, and make squish.

You can stuff both inside an octopus and make yourself an octosquish.


amych - Apr 25, 2006 7:15:18 am PDT #3449 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If tommyrot is a parakeet, he's a very tall one. And not especially greenish-yellowish, from what I recall.

"octosquish" is a much better word than "turducken".