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tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 7:10:42 am PDT #3446 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't squid also have that weird bone thing ?

They have a beak. I think that's the only hard part of their bodies....


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2006 7:10:58 am PDT #3447 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't squid also have that weird bone thing ?

I think that's what the birds like. I'm having strange flashbacks to having read a lot of pet care books as a kid.

Boy, was I wild and crazy! Sheesh.


Jessica - Apr 25, 2006 7:11:24 am PDT #3448 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe people stuff a cuttlefish inside a squid, and make squish.

You can stuff both inside an octopus and make yourself an octosquish.


amych - Apr 25, 2006 7:15:18 am PDT #3449 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If tommyrot is a parakeet, he's a very tall one. And not especially greenish-yellowish, from what I recall.

"octosquish" is a much better word than "turducken".


JohnSweden - Apr 25, 2006 7:17:09 am PDT #3450 of 10002
I can't even.

squids, cuttlefishes, octopuses, and allies

No one else is alarmed that the cephalopods have ::allies::!?! We're doooooooooomed and not in a cute reptilefan-actuary-returns-home-and-finds-love kind of way.


sarameg - Apr 25, 2006 7:17:11 am PDT #3451 of 10002

I think that's what the birds like.

Yep. Which I've always known were called cuttlefish bones. But it was a revelation to me that they actually came from, well, squid. I learned this shortly after I dined on squid for the first time (verdict: nah) fresh from the Indian Ocean. The prep table was covered with those things.

I never knew. Never occured to me to wonder.


brenda m - Apr 25, 2006 7:17:43 am PDT #3452 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Frankenbuddha - Apr 25, 2006 7:19:43 am PDT #3453 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I just passed a woman in the hall carrying a book titled, in BIG letters, "The World of Cephalopods."

He wants to know if we'd be interested in a documentary on mollusks.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 7:24:09 am PDT #3454 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No one else is alarmed that the cephalopods have ::allies::!?!

Yes, but the cephalopods count penguins amongst their enemies, so I think we're safe....


Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2006 7:26:49 am PDT #3455 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You can stuff both inside an octopus and make yourself an octosquish.

And once you're an Octosquish YOU CAN RULE THE WORLD.