Everyone remember to go to Free Cone Day!
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 25, 2006 5:39:40 am PDT #3420 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Vortex - Apr 25, 2006 5:45:41 am PDT #3421 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ooh! I have a sore throat, and some nice ice cream could be just the ticket!
brenda m - Apr 25, 2006 5:45:54 am PDT #3422 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Snow? Snow? You've got to be kidding me.
I think I will pass on standing in line for ice cream.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 25, 2006 5:47:43 am PDT #3423 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
why does the Ben and Jerry's website hate me???
Dana - Apr 25, 2006 5:48:18 am PDT #3424 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
It hates me too, Nora. I suspect it may be getting a wee bit of traffic.
Jessica - Apr 25, 2006 5:48:45 am PDT #3425 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
They hate me too, Nora -- I'm guessing they're just overloaded today with people scrambling to find the nearest store. (Luckily, I already know mine! Ha! In your face, slow website!)
Lee - Apr 25, 2006 6:00:47 am PDT #3426 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Do I have to get out of bed today?
Jesse - Apr 25, 2006 6:08:13 am PDT #3427 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
No you don't, Perkins. I'm already plotting skipping my 5pm meeting.
The Onion on mental illness: [link]
flea - Apr 25, 2006 6:16:38 am PDT #3428 of 10002
information libertarian
Thigs I love about my workplace: I just passed a woman in the hall carrying a book titled, in BIG letters, "The World of Cephalopods."
Also, Jesse, I've been meaning to say, and please don't kill me, that your schoolwork stress is IMPOSSIBLY CUTE.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 6:19:23 am PDT #3429 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"The World of Cephalopods."
In a world... where cephalopods had... the world....
eta: I always look forward to the Friday Cephalopod.