I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 2:14:39 am PDT #3398 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From McSweeneys:

SCOTT MCCLELLAN'S REPLACEMENT: AOL INSTANT MESSENGER BOT SMARTERCHILD.

HELEN THOMAS (Hearst Newspapers): Is the use of tactical nuclear weapons on the table for Iran?

SMARTERCHILD: Is the use of tactical nuclear weapons? Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 2:37:01 am PDT #3399 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The world is getting pretty bizarre. [link]


dcp - Apr 25, 2006 2:47:27 am PDT #3400 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Sometimes bizarre is good: [link]


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 2:50:01 am PDT #3401 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's very good news indeed given how bacteria have been getting resistant to the usual antibiotic meds.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 25, 2006 3:50:21 am PDT #3402 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm watching Good Eats where he's talking about various greens. He just gave a tip that I GAVE HIM!!!!!! I met Alton Brown at a book signing a few years ago (with Kathy A) and I told him that my mom used to wash big loads of greens in the washing machine. He had never heard of that before and thought it was a great idea.

ChiKat is now officially the coolest person I know. Although, I suspect that was the case before this AB connection came to light.

Also, JZ is the awesomest and sweetest and best reference giver EVAH.


sarameg - Apr 25, 2006 5:01:21 am PDT #3403 of 10002

The people in the office next door have their own coffee grinder and coffee pot.

They just ground up a batch.

It smells like a cedar forest went through the chipper.

Not sure what flavor that was, but it can't taste right.


Ginger - Apr 25, 2006 5:02:18 am PDT #3404 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Christmas blend?


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 5:03:05 am PDT #3405 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Car air-freshener blend?


Hil R. - Apr 25, 2006 5:10:31 am PDT #3406 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronklies. (I think I may have played one too many rounds of flipcup last night. Not so much hung over, just very very tired now.)

Cedar coffee = weird.


msbelle - Apr 25, 2006 5:17:56 am PDT #3407 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

for Jesse: [link]

I support the purging, although I pack stuff that lots of people toss from move to move (brooms, mops, rags, plastic bags...).