You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sunnydale_salvage - Apr 24, 2006 11:18:19 pm PDT #3397 of 10002
Have a nice day. Don't get killed!

(1) If anyone has a Buffyverse-related web site/forum/etc., and is willing to mention sunnydale_salvage as an eBay seller (just a seller, not yet a store), listing eBay auctions of photos and T-shirts with autographs (a few up now, with more to come, so it merits the occasional look-in), plus a misc assortment of Buffyverse memorabilia.... uh, as I was saying, if you're able & willing to mention sunnydale_salvage at your own site, favorite forum, etc, I'd be very grateful!!! and might even sacrifice a virgin or two in your name (if I ever meet any).

Also, if you could suggest other sites/forums/etc. where I could/should be contacting the 'verse to say 'here I am" (or, rather, there at eBay I am)....I'd greatly apreciate your advice & suggestions.

(2) I just hope my ancient computer holds together long enough for me to save up for a new one, preferably a notebook computer (which is one of the goals of my theoretical eBay sales). Any of you computer geniuses have a recommendation on the best notebook computer compromise between price, portability, & performance, for web-surfing, writing, image editing, & DVD viewing???

THANK YOU for any advice/help you can offer!)

Valory, sunnydale_salvage


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 2:14:39 am PDT #3398 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From McSweeneys:

SCOTT MCCLELLAN'S REPLACEMENT: AOL INSTANT MESSENGER BOT SMARTERCHILD.

HELEN THOMAS (Hearst Newspapers): Is the use of tactical nuclear weapons on the table for Iran?

SMARTERCHILD: Is the use of tactical nuclear weapons? Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 2:37:01 am PDT #3399 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The world is getting pretty bizarre. [link]


dcp - Apr 25, 2006 2:47:27 am PDT #3400 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Sometimes bizarre is good: [link]


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 2:50:01 am PDT #3401 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's very good news indeed given how bacteria have been getting resistant to the usual antibiotic meds.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 25, 2006 3:50:21 am PDT #3402 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm watching Good Eats where he's talking about various greens. He just gave a tip that I GAVE HIM!!!!!! I met Alton Brown at a book signing a few years ago (with Kathy A) and I told him that my mom used to wash big loads of greens in the washing machine. He had never heard of that before and thought it was a great idea.

ChiKat is now officially the coolest person I know. Although, I suspect that was the case before this AB connection came to light.

Also, JZ is the awesomest and sweetest and best reference giver EVAH.


sarameg - Apr 25, 2006 5:01:21 am PDT #3403 of 10002

The people in the office next door have their own coffee grinder and coffee pot.

They just ground up a batch.

It smells like a cedar forest went through the chipper.

Not sure what flavor that was, but it can't taste right.


Ginger - Apr 25, 2006 5:02:18 am PDT #3404 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Christmas blend?


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 5:03:05 am PDT #3405 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Car air-freshener blend?


Hil R. - Apr 25, 2006 5:10:31 am PDT #3406 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronklies. (I think I may have played one too many rounds of flipcup last night. Not so much hung over, just very very tired now.)

Cedar coffee = weird.