Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Apr 24, 2006 9:41:43 am PDT #3242 of 10002
Swouncing

brenda, I wish I could move you to my timezone, where Monday is over and your job is far far away beyond an ocean.


juliana - Apr 24, 2006 9:42:12 am PDT #3243 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The continued use of the word "intergalactic" has earwormed me with the Beastie Boys. I hope you're all happy.

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic


Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 9:43:45 am PDT #3244 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I worked closer to the 34th St, and had some extra money, I could take a MetroNap.

[on second glance, they're not as expensive as I thought they were]


Dana - Apr 24, 2006 9:45:39 am PDT #3245 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The continued use of the word "intergalactic" has earwormed me with the Beastie Boys. I hope you're all happy.

And I'm now earwormed with the Weird Al polka version of that song. I actually am kind of happy about it. I may have to pull it up on my iPod.


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 9:45:44 am PDT #3246 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The continued use of the word "intergalactic" has earwormed me with the Beastie Boys. I hope you're all happy.

It's making me want an Intergalactic Gargleblaster.


Aims - Apr 24, 2006 9:45:49 am PDT #3247 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

nobody is placing any orders

Medium vegetarian pizza with pepperocini's and feta cheese, please.


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 9:48:30 am PDT #3248 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ah, It's the pangalactic gargleblaster.

I still want one.


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2006 9:49:07 am PDT #3249 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

nobody is placing any orders

Forward, march!


beekaytee - Apr 24, 2006 9:52:09 am PDT #3250 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Anybody got any home remedies for flying termites? (Other than, of course, calling the exterminators to come to your home)

I get the flying termite version of Fire Island about twice a year. They come, they coitus (a word?), they die. It's wicked depressing and not a little messy.

My solution is, weirdly enough, dishwashing liquid. Since mine come in from the floor, I make a perimeter of Dawn around the entrance as soon as I see the first pair of dropped wings (if I don't catch the swarm in time, I get roughly 5000 of them in about 10 minutes)

Once the front line drags themselves through the liquid, their little skeletons dissolve and their compatriots scurry away.

Works every time.


aurelia - Apr 24, 2006 9:53:06 am PDT #3251 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Why can't I have an intergalactic death ray? Just a leeetle one, please?

I don't have one of those handy, but I'll be happy to point an evil eye in the direction of your choosing.

The job I'm working all week is now requiring us to wear hard hats while working in the grid because a guy split his head open a couple of weeks ago. Banging heads on things has always been an issue in this place because there are too many pipes/rigging equipment/building structure at head height. The problem with hard hats as a solution is that they effectively make your head 3" bigger on all sides. Now there is constant refrain of thunk "fuck!" thunk "dammit!" My neck is sore from jerking away from things I don't usually have trouble ducking under. I'm there thru Saturday. Woo-hoo!