Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

Spike ,'Lineage'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Apr 23, 2006 7:45:46 am PDT #3036 of 10002
Swouncing

Hec, I'll have to awe you an answer for the next time we get to post together, because a friend just called and I have to run out, OK?


DavidS - Apr 23, 2006 7:52:41 am PDT #3037 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

because a friend just called and I have to run out, OK?

Have fun!


DebetEsse - Apr 23, 2006 7:59:07 am PDT #3038 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I've been having trouble getting my printer to feed. It kept going in on the right, but not the left. I checked the troubleshooting stuff at the epson site. I tried feeding paper through repeatedly. Eventually, I was tugging on a piece of paper to pull it through, and I see this silver corner. "Oh, shit," I think, "I've pulled something loose." But, well, now it's loose, and the paper's still stuck, so I pull it the rest of the way out. And, with the paper, the silver thing comes out. Only it's not a piece of the printer. It's a benadryl, in one of those bubble packs. Apparently, my printer was feeling congested.


Allyson - Apr 23, 2006 8:30:30 am PDT #3039 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

If anyone has any good suggestions, I'm open to hearing them.

I can give you a copy of your story and you can pass it out. Betcha none of them have their ownes chapter in a book.


Jessica - Apr 23, 2006 8:38:10 am PDT #3040 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I vacuumed 2 rooms, and the vacuum cleaner died. Probably just needs a new filter, but we don't have one (we get them by mail every 6 months from the manufacturer), so I guess I can't do any more vacuuming today! Oh well, at least the 3 hallway rugs got done, and they needed it most.

Now I just need FreshDirect to get here so I can head out to TJ's and get stuff for lunch this week.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 23, 2006 8:46:19 am PDT #3041 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Based on the fact that it's almost 1pm and I haven't yet shaved or showered, I predict I will be a big ball of uselessness today.

Do I want New York style pizza for lunch, or a BLTA(vocado) and home fries?


flea - Apr 23, 2006 8:48:29 am PDT #3042 of 10002
information libertarian

We get organic tomatoes at the farmer's market (NC) starting in April, but they're greenhouse organic. For outdoor-grown, it's late June, I think. I've had my own from my garden in early July, and I'm sure the actual farmers are better about planting seedlings on time than I am! Eggplant, about the same I'd expect (never seen greenhouse eggplant!)

My daughter is capering about naked singing Jingle bells. I fed her plain pasta and canned black olives for lunch, too. Bad mother, or creative? You decide!


DavidS - Apr 23, 2006 8:51:39 am PDT #3043 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bad mother, or creative?

Creative!


Topic!Cindy - Apr 23, 2006 8:53:18 am PDT #3044 of 10002
What is even happening?

Why limit yourself?


Theodosia - Apr 23, 2006 9:11:19 am PDT #3045 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I vote creative as well.

In the meantime, I've been out to Whole Foods and Trader Joe's, and despite a horribly bad driver on Mem Drive (trying to stop when there was a green GO arrow at the traffic light; I resorted to my rarely-used tactic of beeping my horn repeatedly but she so deserved it) my mood has improved somewhat.