Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - Apr 19, 2006 10:35:37 am PDT #2293 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We get around, and then some.

Which reminds me - met a guy from Jamaica who now lives in my nabe and is a software developer. V. odd.


Calli - Apr 19, 2006 10:36:16 am PDT #2294 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The caffeinated soap is absorbed through the skin

Mmmmm. Alas, the site says it's out of stock. I wonder why they went with peppermint instead of making it coffee scented?


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 10:37:07 am PDT #2295 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder why they went with peppermint instead of making it coffee scented?

So your co-workers won't start licking you the second you walk in?


Toddson - Apr 19, 2006 10:37:29 am PDT #2296 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I imagine synthetic coffee scent would smell terrible.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2006 10:38:07 am PDT #2297 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, most of the coffee-flavored cosmetics I've encountered have not smelled good. Or much like coffee.


Calli - Apr 19, 2006 10:43:25 am PDT #2298 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Would the scent have to be synthetic? I guess I don't really know how scents work.


Kathy A - Apr 19, 2006 10:44:39 am PDT #2299 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I just heard from my now-offically-new apartment managers--they're only charging me the minimum of $300 for the deposit! (I was worried it was going to be the one month of $750.)


Kalshane - Apr 19, 2006 10:46:13 am PDT #2300 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Alas, the site says it's out of stock.

Thinkgeek has had it for awhile and has it in stock: [link]


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2006 10:46:14 am PDT #2301 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh! A woman walked up to me at work and said "You went to McGill? So did I!" We overlapped by a year--turns out this woman had lived in Ontario (check) and had Jamaican parents. And for some strange reason had moved to California, gotten a job with my company, been seated across the way from me, and had noticed my car's license plate holder. We did a lot of reminiscing that first conversation.


Trudy Booth - Apr 19, 2006 11:05:24 am PDT #2302 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's a big huge world, except for the part where it's frequently ridiculously tiny.

A friend of mine was riding an elephant through the jungle to Angor Wat. They passed an elephant coming from Angor Wat and his ex-boyfriend from ten years ago was sitting on it.