I think that's overstating the case, although I'd have rather died than gone to one of those dances.
Oh, I'm fairly certain that members of my extended family would've done this sort of thing
That's why I specifically said OVERLY interested.
You can want your children to do X or Y and even encourage it within the family, but when you're devoting web pages and books and public excursions to bragging about sacredity of your daugther's cherries you've moved into
overly
interested.
Which is just going to seem dirty without the sweet purity of flat out owning her ass.
Just, yikes...
And it took me forever to lose my...purity.
Who wants to be the oldest girl at the Purity Ball?
Y'know, it just now occurred to me that the Purity Ball is the exact opposite of Motherboy.
Y'know, it just now occurred to me that the Purity Ball is the exact opposite of Motherboy.
Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
t off to COMM....
t edit
"Motherboy was the name of an annual dance promoting mother-son bonding. Lucille has gone with Buster over 30 times, and on many occasions, won cutest couple. But as one entered sexual maturity and the other one left it, it became increasingly difficult."
Lucille: [Buster and Lucille are getting their picture taken] I'm so hot.
Buster: If you were hot, mother, we would win!
Heeeeerrrrreeeee motivation,motivation, motivation! Heeeeeerrrrrrreeee motivation, motivation, motivation! I have some nice things for you to do this morning!
OMG, no lie. So far this week, I've actually worked about 6 hours total. In 3 days. I've web surfed, checked b.org, checked LJ, done homework, etc. Have not done much work work. And, I still don't wanna.
I have some motivation, but way more stuff in my DO TODAY pile to get through. WAH!
You know what's kind of annoying? When you have to ask 4 people to okay something, and you call 3 of them after hours, miraculously find them all in their office, even though it's after 6:00 local time, and get their okay, but then discover that the 4th one is on vacation, and won't be back for a week, and isn't looking at his email or listening to his voice mail, which means that you have to a) wait a week to finish a 20 minute project, and b) have to ask the other 3 people, who didn't want to bother with the question the first time, to okay it all over again, since too much time will have passed.
Thanks for the COMM, Steph!
Thanks for the COMM, Steph!
You've got me giggling about Arrested Development all over again, so thank YOU.
Y'know, it just now occurred to me that the Purity Ball is the exact opposite of Motherboy.
HA!
And ouch, that laugh hurt my sinuses.
