This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Apr 19, 2006 7:12:50 am PDT #2221 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Environment, he makes sounds decisions instead of giving into hippie hype

And trees create carbon monoxide.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2006 7:22:33 am PDT #2222 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Environment, he makes sounds decisions instead of giving into hippie hype

And trees create carbon monoxide.

Carbon monoxide? That's the least of the factors behind Bush's environmental decisions. Once he heard about Ents, he declared all trees to be terrorists.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2006 7:22:34 am PDT #2223 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If a woman has junk in her trunk and muscular thighs, that'll change.

You mean like me?

But I like the silhouette at that length. If the material didn't come back under, but was instead supported by mini crinolines or something, I wouldn't even bother make excuses for liking it. Longer, there's drape, and that's ugly.

As for the unattractive men...Carrot Top needs to be higher on the list. When Gilbert Godfried speaks in his normal voice, he's merely funny looking, and not notably unattractive. Roberts Patrick and Englund? Come on! Also, I've had the hots for Scottie Pippen for forever. Lie in bed and think of his deftness with a basketball. He could get hotter. Speaking of lying in bed and thinking of things--thinking of Adama and Castillo certainly does favours for Edward James Olmos.

I wonder if the guys who wrote that were straight. Either way, odd choice of author.


Hayden - Apr 19, 2006 7:23:04 am PDT #2224 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

While on the subject of religiousness, this is the creepiest thing that anyone has ever thought of in the history of the ever, and yes, I am taking Caligula and Catherine the Great into account.


Hayden - Apr 19, 2006 7:24:33 am PDT #2225 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hey, photos!


Tom Scola - Apr 19, 2006 7:28:14 am PDT #2226 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

eeewwwwww!!!!


Aims - Apr 19, 2006 7:31:53 am PDT #2227 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I wasn't a screamer having Emeline, either. And, much to everyone's surprise, I only cursed once. B and MM and E and my support staff didn't bark at me, but were encouraging. Like AmyLiz, I kind of went zen with it. Turned inward.

It also might have been the drugs. Those were nice drugs.


Hayden - Apr 19, 2006 7:32:41 am PDT #2228 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

It's sort of amazing that there's a link for a book called Longing for Daddy on the same page. I mean, how irony-deficient do you have to be to miss that? Or is it intentional?


Amy - Apr 19, 2006 7:34:40 am PDT #2229 of 10002
Because books.

The Purity Pledge thing is just... ::shudder::

It also might have been the drugs. Those were nice drugs.

Yes, this. Oh yes.


Hayden - Apr 19, 2006 7:37:04 am PDT #2230 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

My wife had Li'l Sphere drug-free. She says that it was not painful.