If a woman has junk in her trunk and muscular thighs, that'll change.
You mean like me?
But I like the silhouette at that length. If the material didn't come back under, but was instead supported by mini crinolines or something, I wouldn't even bother make excuses for liking it. Longer, there's drape, and that's ugly.
As for the unattractive men...Carrot Top needs to be higher on the list. When Gilbert Godfried speaks in his normal voice, he's merely funny looking, and not notably unattractive. Roberts Patrick and Englund? Come on! Also, I've had the hots for Scottie Pippen for forever. Lie in bed and think of his deftness with a basketball. He could get hotter. Speaking of lying in bed and thinking of things--thinking of Adama and Castillo certainly does favours for Edward James Olmos.
I wonder if the guys who wrote that were straight. Either way, odd choice of author.