Did the aliens abduct me?
For gay sex, to make up their numbers, probably.
Msbelle, you working from home today too, or just home?
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 11:51:25 am PDT #2022 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 11:51:43 am PDT #2023 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Frankly--those numbers speak to amazing time management, and I'd love to learn the basic principles.
Seriously!
Jesse - Apr 18, 2006 11:52:14 am PDT #2024 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I need to know how much time those guys were taking to have the 1000 sex partners. I mean, one a week for 20 years? Slutty but not crazy. To me.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 18, 2006 11:52:21 am PDT #2025 of 10002
What is even happening?
Emily, yes. Aliens abducted you, and while you were gone, your page loaded (which is maybe what ate up the other five seconds after the site accepted your post?).
tommyrot - Apr 18, 2006 11:55:44 am PDT #2026 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION,
Experts Suggest Spacing Pregnancies
"Remember that time you were pregnant?"
"Oh my god - I totally forgot!"
Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 11:56:25 am PDT #2027 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I mean, one a week for 20 years? Slutty but not crazy. To me.
Still impressive though -- I don't think I'm capable of going out that often, let alone going and meeting someone and taking them home. (Not to mention, you have to keep finding new places, or you're bound to repeat a few, right?)
Emily - Apr 18, 2006 11:56:34 am PDT #2028 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I feel bad making fun of the can't-think-of-good-things-about-marriage people, but... wow, whoever wrote their website? Should not be writing anything. What a pathetic example of persuasive writing. "Most also believe that these substitutes for or counterfeits of marriage will be additional failed social experiments with marriage and the family that have hurt people, most especially children."
These will be experiments that have hurt people? Apparently the next step after same-sex marriage is TIME TRAVEL. Based on which, it's already too late.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 11:57:31 am PDT #2029 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God help me, I like this skirt. Luckily it's insanely expensive, so I'm spared even the temptation of giving in to trendiness.
"Oh my god - I totally forgot!"
I guess that's pregnancy brain, eh?
I mean, one a week for 20 years? Slutty but not crazy. To me.
Only two weeks off per year? Limited opportunities for going around again? Very demanding.
Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 11:57:39 am PDT #2030 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Apparently the next step after same-sex marriage is TIME TRAVEL
If this is true, then I must insist that all the gays get married as soon as possible, so I can get a TARDIS.
tommyrot - Apr 18, 2006 11:59:28 am PDT #2031 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Apparently the next step after same-sex marriage is TIME TRAVEL. Based on which, it's already too late.
Can't they just get experts from the future to write books, testify before Congress, etc?
I am Dr. Zoltron, from the year 47,309 AD. We have five genders now. Dude, let me tell you - that's confusing!