Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


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§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 11:57:31 am PDT #2029 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God help me, I like this skirt. Luckily it's insanely expensive, so I'm spared even the temptation of giving in to trendiness.

"Oh my god - I totally forgot!"

I guess that's pregnancy brain, eh?

I mean, one a week for 20 years? Slutty but not crazy. To me.

Only two weeks off per year? Limited opportunities for going around again? Very demanding.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 11:57:39 am PDT #2030 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Apparently the next step after same-sex marriage is TIME TRAVEL

If this is true, then I must insist that all the gays get married as soon as possible, so I can get a TARDIS.


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2006 11:59:28 am PDT #2031 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparently the next step after same-sex marriage is TIME TRAVEL. Based on which, it's already too late.

Can't they just get experts from the future to write books, testify before Congress, etc?

I am Dr. Zoltron, from the year 47,309 AD. We have five genders now. Dude, let me tell you - that's confusing!


Jesse - Apr 18, 2006 12:00:16 pm PDT #2032 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Still impressive though -- I don't think I'm capable of going out that often, let alone going and meeting someone and taking them home. (Not to mention, you have to keep finding new places, or you're bound to repeat a few, right?)

Everybody knows, anywhere that gay men congregate turns into an anonymous fuck-fest. I mean, right? That's why they're incapable of forming long-term bonds.


Lee - Apr 18, 2006 12:01:01 pm PDT #2033 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

From the site that ita linked to a few posts back-- in what world is this an evening dress?


Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 12:02:21 pm PDT #2034 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A better question would be, in what world would a sane person pay $428 for it???


sarameg - Apr 18, 2006 12:02:49 pm PDT #2035 of 10002

STAY AWAY FROM THE BUBBLE SKIRTS.


Aims - Apr 18, 2006 12:03:02 pm PDT #2036 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

A world where gauchos = pants.


Jesse - Apr 18, 2006 12:03:16 pm PDT #2037 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Crazy world is the answer to both, clearly.

Crap. I need to get a move on. But my cat is so snuggly!


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2006 12:03:44 pm PDT #2038 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A world where gauchos = pants.

So now it's a movie?