protect women by tying men to a monogamous relationship
Praise be! Protection awaits me!
Where do you find the time?
Ask Wilt Chamberlain.
Frankly--those numbers speak to amazing time management, and I'd love to learn the basic principles.
Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 11:50:01 am PDT #2018 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle - Apr 18, 2006 11:50:08 am PDT #2019 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
YAY Emily!
If nothing else today, I am making good progress through my DVR. I may even watch movies tonight.
Emily - Apr 18, 2006 11:50:22 am PDT #2020 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Weird. I hit post, and the very next screen (I swear, a second later) showed that Cindy had posted 6 seconds later.
I've lost 6 seconds! Did the aliens abduct me?
tommyrot - Apr 18, 2006 11:50:29 am PDT #2021 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
(f) has been shown to promote monogamy and faithfulness in the married couple (reducing the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases) far better than same-sex union.
Huh? I've heard that lesbian relationships tend to last longer than hetero ones. Also, lesbians get less STDs.
(c) fosters bonding between a man and his children so that the man is most likely to become an active participant in family life;
Well then, allowing gay men to marry must be extra-good....
(a) fosters and facilitates the birth of children in culturally approved ways;
Now that's just tautological, as they're trying to get the culture to disapprove of gay parenting....
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 11:51:25 am PDT #2022 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did the aliens abduct me?
For gay sex, to make up their numbers, probably.
Msbelle, you working from home today too, or just home?
Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 11:51:43 am PDT #2023 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Frankly--those numbers speak to amazing time management, and I'd love to learn the basic principles.
Seriously!
Jesse - Apr 18, 2006 11:52:14 am PDT #2024 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I need to know how much time those guys were taking to have the 1000 sex partners. I mean, one a week for 20 years? Slutty but not crazy. To me.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 18, 2006 11:52:21 am PDT #2025 of 10002
What is even happening?
Emily, yes. Aliens abducted you, and while you were gone, your page loaded (which is maybe what ate up the other five seconds after the site accepted your post?).
tommyrot - Apr 18, 2006 11:55:44 am PDT #2026 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION,
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"Remember that time you were pregnant?"
"Oh my god - I totally forgot!"
Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 11:56:25 am PDT #2027 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I mean, one a week for 20 years? Slutty but not crazy. To me.
Still impressive though -- I don't think I'm capable of going out that often, let alone going and meeting someone and taking them home. (Not to mention, you have to keep finding new places, or you're bound to repeat a few, right?)