Well, I was trying to write the technology portion of my portfolio, but I've got such bad lag that I keep wanting to hit my laptop very hard. Not that that would fix it, but it's very very frustrating.

So I stopped. Time to get myself all nervous about my interview tomorrow, anyway.

"So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day."

Hee! Actually, I was thinking of "Oh, but that's the beauty part -- when winter comes, the gorillas just freeze to death!"

Project Runway fans! Tim blog on Season Three auditions! [link]

I love Tim Gunn:

I wanted to rally them with that salient line from Valley of the Dolls, "Sparkle, Neely, sparkle!!"

So how much am I loving the fact that lots of employers now have online application systems so I have to retype my entire resume into each and every m'f'ing one?

Even more than I love the window in my bathroom.

Project Runway fans! Tim blog on Season Three auditions!

And. I have a new tagline.

ETA: Also, it's worth checking out Andy's blog too. He has a bunch of Tim quotes that are hilarious. For example:

"Nina Garcia would take that dress and spit it back at you."

I looked at those Glamour or Natural pictures (thank you ita?), and by the end I wanted to go to the makeup counter and pull a Jesus-in-the-Temple on all the mascara and eyeliner people.

Gah.

t twitches

Agh! Missed the first fifteen minutes of Prison Break!

Can someone tell me what happened before cell mate's cousin made the connection between the big bloody scar and the burned guard uniform?

Emily, I wonder if your kitchen was originally a sleeping porch that was closed in. That could explain the window.

dinner = big yummy salad and some mint iced tea.

Emily, I wonder if your kitchen was originally a sleeping porch that was closed in. That could explain the window.

Architecturally unlikely. I'm wondering if maybe that didn't used to be a bathroom -- although the window's too high up to be a pass-through. There are a whole host of mysteries about this apartment.