Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 1:45:44 pm PDT #1830 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

People Magazine's Dramatic or Natural Poll--they're asking if certain female celebrities look better with more or less makeup. J-Lo's natural look involves more makeup than most women can afford. Ain't nothing natural about it until it's put next to her drama.

Ew.

Evangeline Lilly prayed to be less beautiful. Hmm. I guess she's over that now.


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2006 1:47:46 pm PDT #1831 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

a rat infestation after most of the snakes were caught and slaughtered by local villagers in previous years.

(sits back and waits for inevitable Simpsons' quotage)

"And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others." (Long pause) "So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day."


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 1:57:51 pm PDT #1832 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I would just like to emphasize at this time that putting a bathroom one wall away from the kitchen, and then putting a window in that wall, is a BAD FUCKING PLAN. What freaking genius came up with that one?


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 2:00:56 pm PDT #1833 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

window in that wall, is a BAD FUCKING PLAN

There's a window into the bathroom?

Dude.

I'm not sure which media this headset is multi of, but rest assured, you will "stand out from the masses of umbilically-connected techno babies."

Good thing, too.


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 2:01:59 pm PDT #1834 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

There's a window into the bathroom?

Yeah. It's just a small one, and it's shuttered. But, sound-conduction-wise...


Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 2:03:36 pm PDT #1835 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wait -- there's a window from the bathroom into the kitchen? That's just bizarre.

I'm not sure which media this headset is multi of, but rest assured, you will "stand out from the masses of umbilically-connected techno babies."

You can now look even crazier when walking down the street having a handsfree phone call!


Laura - Apr 17, 2006 2:10:36 pm PDT #1836 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

At least we're not Florida.

Hey!

Um, a window from the bathroom to the kitchen. Huh. Helpful to pass a snack to the bathing person? No, maybe not.

Happy Birthday Sheryl! May it be a wonderful year.


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 2:21:49 pm PDT #1837 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, I was trying to write the technology portion of my portfolio, but I've got such bad lag that I keep wanting to hit my laptop very hard. Not that that would fix it, but it's very very frustrating.

So I stopped. Time to get myself all nervous about my interview tomorrow, anyway.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 2:22:30 pm PDT #1838 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day."

Hee! Actually, I was thinking of "Oh, but that's the beauty part -- when winter comes, the gorillas just freeze to death!"


Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 2:29:30 pm PDT #1839 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Project Runway fans! Tim blog on Season Three auditions! [link]