I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 1:28:05 pm PDT #1825 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What they said.


beth b - Apr 17, 2006 1:31:05 pm PDT #1826 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Wait... why are you all agreeing? isn't that against the rules?


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 1:33:28 pm PDT #1827 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Beth, it's up to you. Disagree now, or all is lost.


Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 1:39:29 pm PDT #1828 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Which rules? I don't need no stinking rules!


Narrator - Apr 17, 2006 1:40:02 pm PDT #1829 of 10002
The evil is this way?

Illinois now has another convicted ex-governor. Yay, us?

Illinois just has a high rate of successful prosecution of ex-governors.

We’re gonna need a new license plate slogan to replace “Land of Lincoln." The state should run a contest. The winner gets bail money.

1. ChicagoIllinois Ain’t Ready for Reform

2. Where the Crooked get Caught.

3. At least we're not Florida.


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 1:45:44 pm PDT #1830 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

People Magazine's Dramatic or Natural Poll--they're asking if certain female celebrities look better with more or less makeup. J-Lo's natural look involves more makeup than most women can afford. Ain't nothing natural about it until it's put next to her drama.

Ew.

Evangeline Lilly prayed to be less beautiful. Hmm. I guess she's over that now.


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2006 1:47:46 pm PDT #1831 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

a rat infestation after most of the snakes were caught and slaughtered by local villagers in previous years.

(sits back and waits for inevitable Simpsons' quotage)

"And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others." (Long pause) "So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Whacking Day."


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 1:57:51 pm PDT #1832 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I would just like to emphasize at this time that putting a bathroom one wall away from the kitchen, and then putting a window in that wall, is a BAD FUCKING PLAN. What freaking genius came up with that one?


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 2:00:56 pm PDT #1833 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

window in that wall, is a BAD FUCKING PLAN

There's a window into the bathroom?

Dude.

I'm not sure which media this headset is multi of, but rest assured, you will "stand out from the masses of umbilically-connected techno babies."

Good thing, too.


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 2:01:59 pm PDT #1834 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

There's a window into the bathroom?

Yeah. It's just a small one, and it's shuttered. But, sound-conduction-wise...