It sounds like crap--I've never heard anything about ninjutsu that avoids recipes.
Right? Every week Bob is in this class and they all have to tell a story. Three of like four weeks Bob comes home and must relate the stories that come from
that guy.
No other stories are that interesting. So I think he's maybe some kind of fabulist (or, you know, an...improvisor), but the cooking is the only thing I can fact-check from here.
From my vast study of the species(1), I have determined their dominant DNA is turturlian.
1. Weekday morning cartoons and my brother's action figures
or, you know, an...improvisor
I think you hit the nail on the head, bon bon.
The Official Ninja Homepage tells me, right after the fact that ninjas are mammals, that ninjas fight ALL the time. This makes me doubt the cooking part of that story as much as the no-recipes part. How does cooking fit in with fighting ALL the time?!?!?
I think you hit the nail on the head, bon bon.
I mean, everyone else in the room is, too. It's weird.
How does cooking fit in with fighting ALL the time?!?!?
And the painting the bathroom while on Ambien!
It could be said that the ninjas are fighting. They are fighting THE MAN, and his insistence on DIRECTIONS. Also FLAVOR.
And the painting the bathroom while on Ambien!
That part totally makes sense, ninjutsu or no.
Well, the Ambien thing is that the NYT has had several high-profile articles in the past month about Ambien side-effects. E.g.: [link]
and
[link]
It's a little suspicious, the timing, you know? "Oh, and by the way, my wife also has been suffering this recently notorious funny little thing." Also he reported that
he would have sex with her while she was on Ambien because she wasn't "ambitious."
[w/f for the behaviorally squeamish]
Pretty flower in my pots: [link]
(It's something called blue and white aquilegia.)
(nothing to do with ninjas. Though they might find it pretty too!)
For the record, I bitched here about Ambien-induced weird behaviour
long
before it was trendy.
sarameg, there's no way you've done more mutant ninja turtle research than I have. I mean, I intend to name a daughter after one of them. Would I do that if they weren't mammallian?