From my vast study of the species(1), I have determined their dominant DNA is turturlian.
1. Weekday morning cartoons and my brother's action figures
Angel: If I'm not back in a couple of hours— Gunn: You're dead, we're screwed, end of the world.
'Underneath'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 1:47:42 pm PDT #1339 of 10002
Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2006 1:47:59 pm PDT #1340 of 10002
What is even happening?
or, you know, an...improvisorI think you hit the nail on the head, bon bon.
Jesse - Apr 14, 2006 1:48:23 pm PDT #1341 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The Official Ninja Homepage tells me, right after the fact that ninjas are mammals, that ninjas fight ALL the time. This makes me doubt the cooking part of that story as much as the no-recipes part. How does cooking fit in with fighting ALL the time?!?!?
bon bon - Apr 14, 2006 1:52:38 pm PDT #1342 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I think you hit the nail on the head, bon bon.
I mean, everyone else in the room is, too. It's weird.
How does cooking fit in with fighting ALL the time?!?!?
And the painting the bathroom while on Ambien!
It could be said that the ninjas are fighting. They are fighting THE MAN, and his insistence on DIRECTIONS. Also FLAVOR.
Jesse - Apr 14, 2006 1:53:27 pm PDT #1343 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It could be said that the ninjas are fighting. They are fighting THE MAN, and his insistence on DIRECTIONS. Also FLAVOR.
Maybe. Mayyyybeeee.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 1:55:08 pm PDT #1344 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And the painting the bathroom while on Ambien!
That part totally makes sense, ninjutsu or no.
bon bon - Apr 14, 2006 2:01:28 pm PDT #1345 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Well, the Ambien thing is that the NYT has had several high-profile articles in the past month about Ambien side-effects. E.g.: [link] and [link] It's a little suspicious, the timing, you know? "Oh, and by the way, my wife also has been suffering this recently notorious funny little thing." Also he reported that he would have sex with her while she was on Ambien because she wasn't "ambitious." [w/f for the behaviorally squeamish]
sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 2:03:13 pm PDT #1346 of 10002
Pretty flower in my pots: [link] (It's something called blue and white aquilegia.)
(nothing to do with ninjas. Though they might find it pretty too!)
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 2:05:02 pm PDT #1347 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For the record, I bitched here about Ambien-induced weird behaviour long before it was trendy.
sarameg, there's no way you've done more mutant ninja turtle research than I have. I mean, I intend to name a daughter after one of them. Would I do that if they weren't mammallian?
sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 2:09:54 pm PDT #1348 of 10002
How many years of teenage mutant ninja turtle study have YOU put in? Did you have the action figures?
Regarding naming, I put nothing past you.