They are mammals
Not if they are mutant turtles!
MUTANT turtles. Sheesh. Next thing you know, you'll be wondering about mammoths in Lousiana.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 1:35:20 pm PDT #1327 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Apr 14, 2006 1:35:32 pm PDT #1328 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And, sara, I'm sure I'll DVR Ellen, but not the really bad stuff (Dr. Phil et al.), so you won't be totally forlorn!
sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 1:37:32 pm PDT #1329 of 10002
MUTANT turtles.
Still doesn't make them mammals.
Jesse, so glad you will be able to keep me up to date on tv I never would watch! Thanks for thinking of me!!!!
Lee - Apr 14, 2006 1:38:03 pm PDT #1330 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
My Nano just played Hey Mickey, followed by I will survive , and now it's on It's raining men.
It's like a cheese party, right there in my headphones.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 1:38:40 pm PDT #1331 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Still doesn't make them mammals.
Depends how far they've mutated, dunnit?
Don't resist the truth, sara. Accept. Also, I have some koolaid here.
bon bon - Apr 14, 2006 1:39:00 pm PDT #1332 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Bob is in an improv class right now with some guy who says he married into a family of ninjas. He claims that because his sister-in-law is ninja, she can't use recipes, and therefore, her cooking is atrocious. Bob believed the story at the time. But now I kind of doubt the whole thing. But what do people think of the idea that if you are a ninja, you can't cook by a recipe?
I just think this guy has too many outlandish stories. I mean, it's one thing if you married into a family of ninjas and they have a fued with Stephen Hayes; but if the next week you're talking about how your (ninja!) wife paints the bathroom while on Ambien, I think you read too much.
tommyrot - Apr 14, 2006 1:40:55 pm PDT #1333 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
MUTANT turtles.
Still doesn't make them mammals.
Do the mutant turtles get lethargic in cold weather? Do they prefer to warm themselves in the sun before going on a mission? Do they lay eggs?
sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 1:41:05 pm PDT #1334 of 10002
You're reaching, sweetie. They are turtled, just mutant.
I have my own koolaid, right here.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 1:41:25 pm PDT #1335 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
if you are a ninja, you can't cook by a recipe
I'd say poppycock, but maybe she'd flip out and kill me.
It sounds like crap--I've never heard anything about ninjutsu that avoids recipes.
Kalshane - Apr 14, 2006 1:42:15 pm PDT #1336 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
But what do people think of the idea that if you are a ninja, you can't cook by a recipe?
I call BS. What are their secret scrolls of techniques if not recipes for death?