Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 5:30:17 am PDT #125 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to be taller.

Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Wish you were a baller? Want a girl in the hood? That you'd call?


Tom Scola - Apr 11, 2006 5:30:50 am PDT #126 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

The park should be good today.

Shake Shack!?!?!?


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 5:33:05 am PDT #127 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You can't go to Shake Shack for lunch, I'm convinced. Or at least, I can't deal with the lines.


msbelle - Apr 11, 2006 5:33:55 am PDT #128 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Shake Shack is too far.

I do not wish I was a baller. And I already got a girl, she's from around the way.


Lee - Apr 11, 2006 5:34:18 am PDT #129 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita's being evil earworm girl today.

Not nice.


bon bon - Apr 11, 2006 5:42:43 am PDT #130 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I wish I were big.


Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 5:44:07 am PDT #131 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Mmmmm, Shake Shack.

Metablog. Love the comments.


msbelle - Apr 11, 2006 5:44:10 am PDT #132 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

um, dieting is not gonna help that FYI.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 5:45:10 am PDT #133 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Blogging about leggings: [link]


Kalshane - Apr 11, 2006 6:14:34 am PDT #134 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

You missed me humiliating myself in front of 180 people at TMLMtBGB, so that makes you a winner.

Hey, I had to stand up and answer questions about my political views one time and was completely distracted by how bright and lovely Genevra's (one of the many Neo Futurists that wasn't performing last night. They rotate) eyes were up close, so I doubt I said much that was intelligible, let alone articulate. Public speaking+explaining opinions+pretty girl=disaster. So I understand.

This is why I never sit in the front row at the Too Much Light anymore. Though it's still enough fun that I go at least a couple times a year despite the risk of further embarassment.

Funnily enough, I ended up earwormed with the Rush song they did the "K" montage to, rather than the "Special Added Bonus Play" song.