It's much less moist than fruitcake.
I read that as "much less Maoist". I think I'm high off robin's eggs.
The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Spidra Webster - Apr 13, 2006 9:36:30 pm PDT #1110 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
-t - Apr 13, 2006 10:40:16 pm PDT #1111 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I am back from my Seder and the black shoes were A-OK. It was kind of weird, we had lamb over rice and a cheese kugel. Whatever, I don't keep kosher, but it was odd.
Unfortunately, when we arived the inside handle of the driver's side door broke off. So now we're doing the really classy roll down the window and open the door from the outside thing until we can fix it. And that distracted DH from turning off the headlights, so we had a dead battery when we were ready to go home. Fortunately, some of our fellow celebrators were parked nearby and gave us a jump. So, safely home. and well matzohed.
Theodosia - Apr 14, 2006 2:11:31 am PDT #1112 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
What is it with this plague of mechanical things going wrong?
My "new" car (bought in September) has headlights that actually turn off when you turn off the car in general, so I am much less likely to run down the battery. I should have switched to Subaru years ago....
brenda m - Apr 14, 2006 2:36:51 am PDT #1113 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
80 degrees here today and I get off at noon. Yay.
tommyrot - Apr 14, 2006 3:03:33 am PDT #1114 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, it's Good Friday. It took me awhile to make that connection.
Our biggest client gives everyone GF afternoon off, but I'm not doing any work for them at the moment, so....
Wait, am I supposed to have a point here?
Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2006 3:11:47 am PDT #1115 of 10002
What is even happening?
I'm so sad I missed the snood wars.
My "new" car (bought in September) has headlights that actually turn off when you turn off the car in general, so I am much less likely to run down the battery. I should have switched to Subaru years ago....
Our new car has this, too (a Saturn). It also decides when to turn them on. At first, we did not trust the technology, suspicious it might be powered by a demon. We'd stand in the driveway or parking lot, until the lights powered down.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 14, 2006 3:18:31 am PDT #1116 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I have a hivemind question: What was the name of that New York Times writer who just published a book about how sucessful single women can't find love? (something like that)
Nutty - Apr 14, 2006 3:26:27 am PDT #1117 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Maureen Dowd, may she whip out zingers in hell.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2006 3:27:03 am PDT #1118 of 10002
What is even happening?
Nora, is it Maureen Dowd?
Nora Deirdre - Apr 14, 2006 3:27:22 am PDT #1119 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
YES. Thank you!!!!