Is being bare legged an option?
If anyone asks, just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car. This makes you seem clever and mechanically handy too.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 12:05:13 pm PDT #9939 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 12:07:38 pm PDT #9940 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car
You know, I've been wanting to do this for forever, since I read about it when I was, like, 8 and living in the tropics. It seemed so cool.
Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.
I figure I'll stay seated for as long as humanly possible, and then go take them off. I might just cut the feet off, since I'm wearing boots, and completely bare isn't my kind of fun.
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 12:10:11 pm PDT #9941 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.
I don't think it would actually work in modern cars, but it would be cool to do it.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 12:12:54 pm PDT #9942 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't think it would actually work in modern cars
::shakes fist at technological progress::
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Why Nerds Make Better Lovers. A truly dumb article. In case you have free dumb time as the work day stumbles towards a close.
Sheryl - Apr 10, 2006 12:20:54 pm PDT #9943 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Gah. My parents are here. Well, not here in the house at the moment(they went Passover shopping with G's stepmom), but they will be staying here until Thursday morning. At least I now know that we did give them a set of keys when they were here last, as their stuff is here.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 12:36:47 pm PDT #9944 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Apr 10, 2006 12:39:07 pm PDT #9945 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
"Happy face" crater on Mars
And it's got a stream of blood on it! It must have been left there by Dr. Manhattan.
Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 12:40:12 pm PDT #9946 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
"Happy face" crater on Mars
Holy sh*t, you know what this means, Wal-Mart is run my martians and they are taking over our planet. Their minions are sending secret messages to each other over the Internet by using "smilies". It's the only possible explanation.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 12:43:33 pm PDT #9947 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Apr 10, 2006 12:44:40 pm PDT #9948 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
"Happy face" crater on Mars
And it's got a stream of blood on it! It must have been left there by Dr. Manhattan.
t [hearts] Tom