Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 12:07:38 pm PDT #9940 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car

You know, I've been wanting to do this for forever, since I read about it when I was, like, 8 and living in the tropics. It seemed so cool.

Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.

I figure I'll stay seated for as long as humanly possible, and then go take them off. I might just cut the feet off, since I'm wearing boots, and completely bare isn't my kind of fun.


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 12:10:11 pm PDT #9941 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.

I don't think it would actually work in modern cars, but it would be cool to do it.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 12:12:54 pm PDT #9942 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think it would actually work in modern cars

::shakes fist at technological progress::

::clutches Internet close to chest::

Why Nerds Make Better Lovers. A truly dumb article. In case you have free dumb time as the work day stumbles towards a close.


Sheryl - Apr 10, 2006 12:20:54 pm PDT #9943 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Gah. My parents are here. Well, not here in the house at the moment(they went Passover shopping with G's stepmom), but they will be staying here until Thursday morning. At least I now know that we did give them a set of keys when they were here last, as their stuff is here.


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 12:36:47 pm PDT #9944 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Happy face" crater on Mars


Tom Scola - Apr 10, 2006 12:39:07 pm PDT #9945 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

"Happy face" crater on Mars

And it's got a stream of blood on it! It must have been left there by Dr. Manhattan.


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 12:40:12 pm PDT #9946 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

"Happy face" crater on Mars

Holy sh*t, you know what this means, Wal-Mart is run my martians and they are taking over our planet. Their minions are sending secret messages to each other over the Internet by using "smilies". It's the only possible explanation.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 12:43:33 pm PDT #9947 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

3D Chocolate Printer.


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2006 12:44:40 pm PDT #9948 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

"Happy face" crater on Mars

And it's got a stream of blood on it! It must have been left there by Dr. Manhattan.

t [hearts] Tom


tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 12:49:43 pm PDT #9949 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ann Coulter's latest book is about me: [link]

It's called Godless - the Church of Liberalism

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GODLESS is the most explosive book yet from #1 New York Times bestselling author Ann Coulter. In this completely original and thoroughly controversial work, Coulter writes, “Liberals love to boast that they are not ‘religious,’ which is what one would expect to hear from the state-sanctioned religion. Of course liberalism is a religion. It has its own cosmology, its own miracles, its own beliefs in the supernatural, its own churches, its own high priests, its own saints, its own total worldview, and its own explanation of the existence of the universe. In other words, liberalism contains all the attributes of what is generally known as ‘religion.’ ”

Um... not really.

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