just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car
You know, I've been wanting to do this for forever, since I read about it when I was, like, 8 and living in the tropics. It seemed so cool.
Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.
I figure I'll stay seated for as long as humanly possible, and then go take them off. I might just cut the feet off, since I'm wearing boots, and completely bare isn't my kind of fun.
Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.
I don't think it would actually work in modern cars, but it would be cool to do it.
I don't think it would actually work in modern cars
::shakes fist at technological progress::
::clutches Internet close to chest::
Why Nerds Make Better Lovers. A truly dumb article. In case you have free dumb time as the work day stumbles towards a close.
Timelies all!
Gah. My parents are here. Well, not here in the house at the moment(they went Passover shopping with G's stepmom), but they will be staying here until Thursday morning. At least I now know that we did give them a set of keys when they were here last, as their stuff is here.
"Happy face" crater on Mars
And it's got a stream of blood on it! It must have been left there by Dr. Manhattan.
"Happy face" crater on Mars
Holy sh*t, you know what this means, Wal-Mart is run my martians and they are taking over our planet. Their minions are sending secret messages to each other over the Internet by using "smilies". It's the only possible explanation.
"Happy face" crater on Mars
And it's got a stream of blood on it! It must have been left there by Dr. Manhattan.
t [hearts] Tom
Ann Coulter's latest book is about me: [link]
It's called
Godless - the Church of Liberalism
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GODLESS is the most explosive book yet from #1 New York Times bestselling author Ann Coulter. In this completely original and thoroughly controversial work, Coulter writes, “Liberals love to boast that they are not ‘religious,’ which is what one would expect to hear from the state-sanctioned religion. Of course liberalism is a religion. It has its own cosmology, its own miracles, its own beliefs in the supernatural, its own churches, its own high priests, its own saints, its own total worldview, and its own explanation of the existence of the universe. In other words, liberalism contains all the attributes of what is generally known as ‘religion.’ ”
Um... not really.
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