When Buffy browses eBay...
You are bidding on a 19th century Vampire Killing Kit.
The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .
Somehow I now have a brownie. It'll all turn out for the best.
I'd go with the lemon square.
Wonder what the red and blue serum consist of.
I'd go with the lemon square.
You say this now!
Actually, for the first time in a long time, they were out. So brownie.
I don't think you can go wrong choosing between a lemon square or a brownie. Or in the words of my great-grandfather, I like either, I'll take both.
I like either, I'll take both.
This is a great motto.
eta: Gah. Run. Stockings. Front. No nail polish within five minutes of walking, no extra stockings. I really should be a better girl and plan ahead contingency-wise.
Gah. Run. Stockings. Front
Is being bare legged an option? (This seems reasonable where I am since very few people wear hose.)
Is being bare legged an option?
If anyone asks, just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car. This makes you seem clever and mechanically handy too.
just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car
You know, I've been wanting to do this for forever, since I read about it when I was, like, 8 and living in the tropics. It seemed so cool.
Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.
I figure I'll stay seated for as long as humanly possible, and then go take them off. I might just cut the feet off, since I'm wearing boots, and completely bare isn't my kind of fun.
