It's good to have cargo. Makes us a target for every other scavenger out there, though, but sometimes that's fun too.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 11:09:36 am PDT #9931 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

When Buffy browses eBay...

You are bidding on a 19th century Vampire Killing Kit.

The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 11:11:01 am PDT #9932 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Somehow I now have a brownie. It'll all turn out for the best.


Calli - Apr 10, 2006 11:12:13 am PDT #9933 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'd go with the lemon square.


Trudy Booth - Apr 10, 2006 11:16:38 am PDT #9934 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Wonder what the red and blue serum consist of.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 11:44:40 am PDT #9935 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd go with the lemon square.

You say this now!

Actually, for the first time in a long time, they were out. So brownie.


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 11:46:27 am PDT #9936 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I don't think you can go wrong choosing between a lemon square or a brownie. Or in the words of my great-grandfather, I like either, I'll take both.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 11:47:52 am PDT #9937 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like either, I'll take both.

This is a great motto.

eta: Gah. Run. Stockings. Front. No nail polish within five minutes of walking, no extra stockings. I really should be a better girl and plan ahead contingency-wise.


Laura - Apr 10, 2006 12:03:40 pm PDT #9938 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Gah. Run. Stockings. Front

Is being bare legged an option? (This seems reasonable where I am since very few people wear hose.)


Gudanov - Apr 10, 2006 12:05:13 pm PDT #9939 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Is being bare legged an option?

If anyone asks, just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car. This makes you seem clever and mechanically handy too.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 12:07:38 pm PDT #9940 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

just say you used your stocking to repair a broken belt in your car

You know, I've been wanting to do this for forever, since I read about it when I was, like, 8 and living in the tropics. It seemed so cool.

Now that I a) have a car and b) wear stockings, I'm not sure if I could find belts in my Jetta anyway.

I figure I'll stay seated for as long as humanly possible, and then go take them off. I might just cut the feet off, since I'm wearing boots, and completely bare isn't my kind of fun.