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Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 8:55:51 am PDT #9908 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It appears that Chicago will soon be leading the world in LearJet-to-limo conversions: [link]

LIMOJET™ COMING SUMMER 2006
Exotic Coach unveils yet another exclusive luxury vehicle. Presenting the LimoJet.™ A one-of-a-kind custom jet converted into the utmost unique limo experience. This monster is created by Jetmousine LLC, a custom manufacturer of patent-pending Jetmousines, Learmousines and LimoJets for the transportation, corporate and high net worth market.

Looks a bit silly to me....

Vortex - Apr 10, 2006 8:56:00 am PDT #9909 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My Dad's nickname in high school was GB, for Girly Butt.

When I worked at the courthouse, I knew a cop whose nickname was Bitch Hips. In all honesty, he did have birthin' hips.

Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 9:01:54 am PDT #9910 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Dialect maps for "What do you call the long sandwich that contains cold cuts, lettuce, and so on?"

Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2006 9:03:29 am PDT #9911 of 10001

What is even happening?

Some Americans have no word for this?

tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 9:05:28 am PDT #9912 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Debate Over Divine Evolution

Creationists have a different theory. "God was not descended from elves. He was created by Pre-God in His own image."

TomW - Apr 10, 2006 9:07:23 am PDT #9913 of 10001

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Good job I've already eaten lunch, because that map makes me want a Meatball Other.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 10, 2006 9:08:00 am PDT #9914 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So, wait, they're accepting the possiblity that someone actually ran up a $218 trillion bill in two months?

Clearly someone should have taught ET to call collect when he phones home.

Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2006 9:08:03 am PDT #9915 of 10001

What is even happening?

Good job I've already eaten lunch, because that map makes me want a Meatball Other.

Yeah, and you are what you eat.

Dana - Apr 10, 2006 9:19:12 am PDT #9916 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I have soup in a bread bowl for lunch. It's working out pretty well for me, because it's a bowl, but it's also *bread*.

Cashmere - Apr 10, 2006 9:26:58 am PDT #9917 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

I have soup in a bread bowl for lunch. It's working out pretty well for me, because it's a bowl, but it's also *bread*.

How I love the bread bowl! So full of yummy soup. And if I'm still hungry when I finish the soup, the bowl is there for the eating.

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