My Dad's nickname in high school was GB, for Girly Butt.
When I worked at the courthouse, I knew a cop whose nickname was Bitch Hips. In all honesty, he did have birthin' hips.
Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Apr 10, 2006 8:56:00 am PDT #9909 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 9:01:54 am PDT #9910 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Dialect maps for "What do you call the long sandwich that contains cold cuts, lettuce, and so on?"
Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2006 9:03:29 am PDT #9911 of 10001
What is even happening?
Some Americans have no word for this?
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2006 9:05:28 am PDT #9912 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Debate Over Divine Evolution
Creationists have a different theory. "God was not descended from elves. He was created by Pre-God in His own image."
TomW - Apr 10, 2006 9:07:23 am PDT #9913 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
Good job I've already eaten lunch, because that map makes me want a Meatball Other.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 10, 2006 9:08:00 am PDT #9914 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So, wait, they're accepting the possiblity that someone actually ran up a $218 trillion bill in two months?
Clearly someone should have taught ET to call collect when he phones home.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2006 9:08:03 am PDT #9915 of 10001
What is even happening?
Good job I've already eaten lunch, because that map makes me want a Meatball Other.
Yeah, and you are what you eat.
Dana - Apr 10, 2006 9:19:12 am PDT #9916 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I have soup in a bread bowl for lunch. It's working out pretty well for me, because it's a bowl, but it's also *bread*.
Cashmere - Apr 10, 2006 9:26:58 am PDT #9917 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I have soup in a bread bowl for lunch. It's working out pretty well for me, because it's a bowl, but it's also *bread*.
How I love the bread bowl! So full of yummy soup. And if I'm still hungry when I finish the soup, the bowl is there for the eating.
msbelle - Apr 10, 2006 9:51:02 am PDT #9918 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I had a very yummy salad for lunch, but I am doing some frustrating work right now so I have been chomping away on club crackers and dried fruit. bleargh.